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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9151 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7180 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 1090 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll have to crack windows and drown in Febreze just to mask the smells your fellow players leave behind. It’s like living in a virtual urine-soaked sofa paradise!
And if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got it! Just like the dilemma of whether or not to tell your SIL that her son peed on your precious sofa, our server will have you questioning your morals and relationships at every turn.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only thing stinkier than the gameplay is the virtual upholstery!