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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6147 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 300 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET DANCES!
OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SHAPED LIKE HEARTS AND OUR CREEPERS GIVE OUT FREE HUGS (BUT WATCH OUT, THEY STILL EXPLODE)!
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING OFF-KEY VERSIONS OF POP SONGS!
JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH NONSENSE AND ABSURDITY! YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE)!