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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 7350 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4506 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take HOA rules to a whole new level of ridiculousness!
Join us and show off your creativity by building a statue of a historical figure in your front yard. Want to have Abraham Lincoln riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about Cleopatra riding a rocket ship? The sky’s the limit!
But be warned, the HOA president is a time-traveling dinosaur who takes his job very seriously. He may pop up in your game to inspect your statue and give you a virtual citation if it’s not up to par.
So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe your historical figure statue will become the talk of the server and go down in Minecraft history.
