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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 4231 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.
But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!
