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  • SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

    SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den
    Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

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  • CraftyPhoneAddictz

    CraftyPhoneAddictz
    lol u ever been playin minecraft and ur mom calls u for dinner but u ignore her cuz u gotta finish building ur epic castle? well guess what, this server is perfect for u cuz we encourage u to ignore real life responsibilities and play minecraft all day every day!

    join us and say goodbye to anxiety and depression cuz who needs real friends when u have a whole virtual world to explore? plus, our server is so lit that u won’t even notice ur neck pain from staring at the screen for hours on end.

    we even have a special potion in-game that prevents u from getting into car crashes cuz let’s be real, u ain’t gonna be driving anywhere when u can be mining diamonds and slaying zombies with ur online buddies.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server and say hello to ur new addiction – we mean, hobby. yeah, hobby.

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  • PillowCraft: Zzz Edition

    PillowCraft: Zzz Edition
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a pillow fight? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pillow paradise! Join us and build your dream pillow fort, complete with fluffy sheep and bouncy slime block pillows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pillow King, a mystical being who grants wishes to those who can find his secret pillow stash hidden deep within the mines. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with endless diamonds and a bed made of clouds.

    So, put on your pajamas, grab your favorite pillow, and join us for the comfiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be careful not to fall asleep at your keyboard, or you might wake up with a pillow creeper staring you in the face.

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