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Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Some of our tweaks:

Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.

We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.

Application process:

You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

FAQs

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	151	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Towns Built:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

WeddingCraftUber

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Votes:	7371	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	138	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2089
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperConfessions

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Emeralds Found:	1727	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used