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CraftyUkraineDefense

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343	Holy Grails Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, u will be like WOAH? well then u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the US announcing an $8 billion military aid package for Ukraine – totally unexpected and totally epic!

imagine u logging on and being greeted by a giant statue of a creeper holding a diamond sword, that’s how u know u in for a wild ride. we got custom plugins that let u fly on a pig while shooting fireballs from ur hands, it’s like being a superhero in minecraft!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city where u can battle zombies and skeletons in a never-ending maze of doom. and if u make it out alive, u get a prize of unlimited diamonds and emeralds!

so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

anyway, back, banter, blocky, Blud, cooked, hoe, long tail tags, mean, Minecraft, nearly, RIZZ, Server, Shit, simping, skull, tags, Yall

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where even the creepers drop the sickest beats! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between Steve and Herobrine in a rap battle for the ages.

Our server is so wild, even the villagers have started their own reality TV show called “Keeping Up with the Endermen”. You never know what drama will unfold next in this pixelated paradise.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether. Dance with zombie pigmen and skeletons until the sun comes up, or until you get blown up by a stray creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just remember to bring your best dance moves and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!

What is the IP for TDBarrett Minecraft Server?

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

TDBarrett is a popular YouTube content creator known for his gaming and sports-related videos. With a focus on Madden NFL and NBA 2K gameplay, TDBarrett has amassed a large following of fans who appreciate his entertaining and informative content. He also creates vlogs and challenges, showcasing his fun and charismatic personality. Overall, TDBarrett is a dynamic and engaging presence in the online gaming community.

Crafty Nation Minecraft Server

alimony concerns, apartment purchase, budgeting, car ownership, career focus, Crafty, dating struggles, Financial goals, financial independence, financial priorities, Financial Stability, girls at work, Long-term goals, Minecraft, nation, personal finance, personal space, Relationship Status, saving money, Server, Single life, wealth building, work-life balance, Workplace

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of being harassed by girls at work trying to set you up with their mediocre friends? Are you sick of being seen as a cheep greedy bastard just because you’re focused on saving up for your own place? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and build your own virtual empire without any pesky girls trying to distract you. You can save up all the virtual diamonds you want without worrying about someone taking half of them in a breakup. Plus, you can kick anyone out of your virtual house if they annoy you too much – no alimony required!

So come on over to our server and focus on building your wealth and success without any distractions. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join now and start living the single life – Minecraft style!

who are these dudes? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Oh, let me tell you about the legends of this Minecraft SMP! These dudes are like the Avengers of the blocky world, each with their own superpowers.

First up, we have Steve the Builder, who can construct entire cities in the blink of an eye. Legend has it he once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon.

Then there’s Alex the Explorer, who has mapped out every inch of the server and discovered hidden treasures beyond imagination. Rumor has it she once found a diamond the size of a house.

And let’s not forget about Herobrine the Trickster, who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. He once turned an entire village into chickens just for laughs.

If you want to join this epic Minecraft SMP, be prepared for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with these dudes around!

Vtuber Quest Minecraft Server

#english speaking, android girl, artist, ceci, Cici, detailed art style, high quality model, indie vtuber, live2d, Long hair, lower voice, Minecraft, Quest, rigger, Server, silvery color palette, social media, tutorials, Vtuber

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet the elusive android vtuber, Ceci (or Cici, or whatever her name was)! Rumor has it she’s hiding out in our pixelated world, creating masterpieces with her artistic skills and rigging expertise. With a voice as smooth as butter and hair longer than a Minecraft day, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to interact with this mysterious creator. Plus, who knows what other hidden gems you’ll uncover in our server – maybe even a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let the madness begin!

The KWABOTY Paradox Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Runes Activated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

2. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down or making all the cows in the area break out into a synchronized dance. Can you outwit this spectral trickster?

3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start dancing to disco music. It’s a sight to behold, but be careful not to get caught in their leafy conga line!

4. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a llama into battle. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless booty?

So come join our server and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next KWABOTY winner for surviving all the insanity we have to offer.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Emeralds Found:	1470	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Dad’s Fun Minecraft Server

activities, Board Games, Bonding, Childhood, dad, Dads, family, Father, Fatherhood, Fun, games, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, parenting, Pastime, Played, quality time, Recreation, Server, sports, video games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7286
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you and your dad bond like never before? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to relive all those epic games you played with your dad growing up. From hide and seek in the backyard to building forts out of couch cushions, we’ve got it all! Join now for a chance to team up with your dad in epic battles against other players, or challenge him to a build-off to see who can create the craziest structure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground bunker filled with treasure that will make you and your dad the richest players on the server. So grab your dad, dust off those old memories, and join us for a gaming experience like no other!

Gold Silver Minecraft SMP Trader

asset allocation, bullion, commodities, economic indicators, Financial Advice, GOLD, inflation hedge, investing, long term investing, market timing, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, portfolio diversification, precious metals, safe haven assets, selling gold, selling silver, short-term gains, silver, smp, trader.., wealth management

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Farms Harvested:	695
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is based on selling gold and silver! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of eccentric dwarves who are obsessed with shiny things and will pay top dollar for your precious metals!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other valuable loot. Rumor has it that the treasure was buried by a band of pirate skeletons who roam the server at night, guarding their booty with their undead lives.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to strike it rich in our gold and silver-filled world! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the pirate skeletons and become a legendary treasure hunter yourself. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Dorn’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8087
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and non-stop laughter. Remember that time when a player tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up landing in a pool of lava instead? Classic!

We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building ridiculous structures or pulling off the craziest pranks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battles that have gone down in our server – it’s like watching a Minecraft version of Game of Thrones!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Why they choose a comedy director and writers to work on Halloween Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why did we choose a comedy director and writers to work on our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was plagued by a curse that caused all the mobs to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Creepers were doing the cha-cha, skeletons were doing the macarena, and zombies were attempting the moonwalk. It was absolute madness! But instead of cowering in fear, our comedy director stepped up and turned the whole situation into a sidesplitting comedy show. Now, every time you encounter a mob, you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about running away.

As for The Exorcist, well, let’s just say that our server has a haunted mansion that is home to a mischievous ghost named Gary. Gary loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players, like rearranging their chests or making all the cows in the area start breakdancing. But don’t worry, our comedy writers have turned Gary’s haunting antics into a comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes with outrageous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, then come join us! Just be prepared to dance with creepers and dodge flying cows. It’s all in good fun, after all!