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Vader’s Sea Bug Market – A Crustacean Adventure

Adventure, bug, Crustacean, market, sea, Vaders

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever?! well let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now!

so get this, on our server, we got giant sea bugs that look like darth vader! yea, u heard me right! these crustaceans are straight outta a vietnamese market and they are ready to take over the minecraft world!

imagine riding on the back of a darth vader sea bug as u battle other players in epic pvp battles! or maybe u wanna tame one and use it as a mount to explore the vast lands of our server!

but wait, there’s more! we also have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare loot scattered all over the map! u never know what u might find when u go exploring!

so what are u waiting for?! join our server now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience! may the force be with u, young padawan!

Mystic Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANNOYED, ASKED, awkward, Body language, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Conversation, deep, emotions, feelings, let out, moid, mystic, Quests, relationship, sex, sigh, Signals, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, wanted

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	8607
Falling into the Void:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell u, they got players who are so chill, they won’t even get mad if u ask them for sex in the game! Like, I asked this dude if he wanted to do the dirty and he just sighed deeply, like, bruh, that’s some next level tolerance right there! Join now for the most laid-back players ever!

BioDadFamDramaCraft

Abuse, bio dad, BioDadFamDramaCraft, Cancer, Contact, deadbeat, extended family, family, family drama, foster care, Genetic, half siblings, Lies, lies exposed, lying.., medical history, mormon family, relationship, Secrets, Trust, unique name

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Forget about your bio dad and his lies, on our server, you can create your own family with other players and build a virtual empire together. Who needs a deadbeat dad when you have a whole community of Minecraft enthusiasts to play with?

Plus, if you’re looking for some genetic background information, just ask our resident Minecraft scientist who can tell you all about the hereditary traits of Endermen and villagers. Who needs a 95-year-old grandfather when you have the wisdom of Minecraft players at your disposal?

So join our server today and leave the real-life family drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a long-lost sibling in the world of Minecraft!

WaybackCraft SMP: GovtGoneOops

Accountability, archives, Censorship, data integrity, data preservation, deleted pages, digital history, digital preservation, freedom of information, Government, government transparency, GovtGoneOops, historical records, Information Security, internet archive, online censorship, preservation, smp, transparency, US Whitehouse, wayback machine, WaybackCraft, Website

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	1038	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Farms Harvested:	716
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

LOL GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Whitehouse website but on crack! We got pages being deleted left and right, but don’t worry, the Wayback Machine got our backs, archiving all that juicy content for us to explore.

Imagine if someone tries to censor our archives, like bro, that’s some next level drama right there. We gotta band together and protect our precious internet history, just like how we protect our diamond armor in the Nether.

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret government files, and maybe even some cursed images from the dark web. Who knows what we’ll uncover in this wacky world of digital chaos? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for truth, justice, and maybe a few memes along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🤣🤙 #WaybackMachineSMP #ProtectTheArchives #MinecraftConspiracyTheoryMadness

ZuckCraft: Cure Diseases or Bust!

Bust, charitable giving, cure, cure diseases, disease eradication, disease prevention, diseases, Facebook founder, global health, Health Innovation, Healthcare, healthcare funding, healthcare initiatives, Mark Zuckerberg, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, philanthropy, public health, social responsibility, technology in healthcare, Wife, ZuckCraft, Zuckerberg Foundation

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Items Found:	6083	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Mark Zuckerberg’s failed attempts at curing diseases? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about those two and their empty promises. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s more entertaining than watching Mark try to act like a human. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those boring billionaires in the dust!

BalticBlockParty

Alliance, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, Conflict, Defense, DOMINANCE, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military presence, nato, Politics, russia, Russia-NATO relations, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial waters

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Villages Defended:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against the evil NATO dominance in the Baltic Sea! we ride polar bears into battle and use vodka as our secret weapon. build your own russian fortress and defend against the invading enemies with your trusty balalaika. join us and together we will show those pesky NATO who’s boss in the virtual world of minecraft! da comrade, let’s do this!

MythBuster’s ClimateCraft

#sustainability, activism, Challenging, climate action, climate advocacy, climate change, climate crisis, climate justice, climate policy, climate science, climate scientist, ClimateCraft, environmental activism, environmentalism, global warming, myth of neutrality, MythBusters, neutrality myth, scientific neutrality, scientific research, time to ditch

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well, come join our server where we have climate scientists arguing about ditching the myth of neutrality! imagine mining for diamonds while listening to intense debates about climate change! who needs boring old factions when you can have heated discussions about activism and science? join now and be part of the revolution against neutrality myths! plus, our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, guarded by a team of ninja sheep. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s challenge the neutrality myth together!

Near Vanilla

admin team, Biomes, close-knit, Communication, community-driven, Competitions, Cooperative, creations, Discord, Dynamap, Events, International, Ip:, Minecraft, Play styles, Server, Server Guide, shopping districts, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Near Vanilla Server Overview

Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The perks of being a member can be seen in our cooperative builds, player competitions, vibrant shopping districts, and other events. All play styles are welcome, from those who want to venture out on their own to those who want to work cooperatively with others. We’re sure you will find exactly what you are looking for in your SMP experience while making some great friends and builds along the way.

Server Details:

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com

Requirements:

18+ only

Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated. Toxic behaviour is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”:

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server

To apply through Discord, click the link below:

Apply here!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join if I am under 18?	Sorry, Near Vanilla is for players who are 18 and older only.
Are there rules against griefing?	Yes, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in consequences.
What should I do if I see someone hacking?	Please report any hacking or cheating behavior to the server staff immediately.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, suggestions are always welcome and can be discussed on our Discord server.

Pretentious Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, Bad manga, Manga, manga analysis, manga art, manga characters, Manga community, manga critique, Manga culture, Manga fandom, manga genres, manga plot, Manga Reading, manga recommendations, Manga reviews, manga storytelling, manga styles, PIXEL, pretentious, pretentious in a bad way, pretentious manga, Realm

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dimension Hops:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Potions Brewed:	64
Players Killed by Monsters:	5452	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

OMG, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks are like, soooooo square and stuff? Like, you can build a whole world out of blocks and make it look like a unicorn threw up rainbows everywhere!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of mining, crafting, and building your way to becoming the ruler of the pixelated universe!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?)

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of Minecraft madness!

Rent-a-Boyfriend Minecraft Server

apartment drama, bedroom Olympics, disrupting cardio sessions, financial deception, influencer life, lease agreement, live-in romance, love nest, meddling in relationship, Minecraft, personal space invasion, relationship turmoil, Rent-a-Boyfriend scam, RentABoyfriend, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, Server, sexy staycations, third wheel, white noise machine

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	111	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a telenovela! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists and outrageous storylines.

Picture this: you log in to find yourself sharing a virtual apartment with your roommate Sarah and her boyfriend Jake. But wait, there’s a catch – Jake has officially moved in without your consent! He’s eating all your virtual snacks, hogging the virtual bathroom, and turning the virtual WiFi into his personal gaming pipeline.

But that’s not all – Sarah is charging Jake virtual rent behind your back, while you’re stuck eating virtual leftovers like a peasant. It’s a virtual scandal of epic proportions!

When you confront Sarah and spill the virtual tea to Jake, all hell breaks loose. Jake demands his virtual money back, Sarah is furious at you for ruining her virtual influencer lifestyle, and their virtual relationship hangs by a thread.

So, if you’re ready for a virtual adventure filled with betrayal, deception, and virtual love triangles, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs reality TV when you have this level of virtual drama?