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ChildhoodDangerMinecraftSMP

childhood adventures, childhood fun, childhood innocence, childhood memories, ChildhoodDangerMinecraftSMP, close calls, dangerous activities, dangerous behavior, Dangerous Games, growing up, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, innocent mistakes, learning experiences, lessons learned, near misses, risky behavior, risky play, youthful ignorance, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1721
New Chunks Explored:	427626	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Votes:	7644
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the thrill of your childhood mischief, but this time in a virtual world where the stakes are even higher! Remember that time you climbed up on the roof to retrieve your frisbee? Well, now you can do it again, but with the added danger of falling into a pit of lava if you misstep. And who could forget the time you played with matches in the backyard? Now you can set entire forests on fire (virtually, of course) and watch the chaos unfold. So come join us for a wild ride of nostalgia and reckless behavior – just remember to watch your step!

SurvivalCraft Minecraft Server

Advancements, close calls, critical moments, historical dangers, historical hazards, historical resilience, historical threats, life-saving interventions, life-saving treatments, life-threatening situations, medical breakthroughs, medical progress, Minecraft, miraculous recoveries, miraculous survivals, modern medicine, near death experiences, near misses, overcoming adversity, Server, Survival, survival stories, survivalcraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Dragon Eggs Found:	6534	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can test your survival skills in ways you never thought possible! Have you ever wondered if you could survive in the wild west? Well, now you can find out! Our server takes you back in time to a world where cowboys roamed the land and bandits lurked around every corner. Can you outsmart the outlaws and stake your claim in this lawless land?

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to see if you could survive a zombie apocalypse? Our server has a special event where hordes of the undead roam the land, and it’s up to you to gather supplies and fend off the flesh-eating monsters. Can you build a fortress strong enough to withstand the zombie onslaught?

And if that’s not enough, we also have a time-travel feature that transports you to ancient civilizations where you must navigate treacherous jungles, decipher cryptic hieroglyphics, and avoid deadly traps. Can you uncover the secrets of the past and emerge victorious?

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the impossible! Who knows, maybe you’ll discover that you’re a true survivor in ways you never imagined.

AlmostNamedMC Server

almost chosen, almost named, almost named after, almost named you, AlmostNamedMC, alternate names, baby names, childhood names, close calls, family traditions, name alternatives, name selection, naming choices, naming process, naming regrets, naming struggles, naming traditions, near misses, parental choices, parental decisions, Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players? They once turned the entire spawn area into a giant trampoline just for laughs!

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on the server where the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

agent, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, LGBTQ, Minecraft, secret, smp, Transgender, transgender acceptance, transgender activism, transgender community, transgender discrimination, transgender empowerment, transgender equality, transgender experience, transgender inclusion, transgender issues, transgender pride, Transgender Representation, transgender rights, transgender visibility, transgender voices

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, insane parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret faction of ninja llamas who will trade you rare items for your most prized possessions (like that stack of dirt you’ve been hoarding). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly (kind of).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever created!

IX Planet

#addons, bedrock, Beta testers, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, IX Planet, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, Parkour, Plugins, Premium, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Staff

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

instinctx.org:25613

Pixel Paws Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, ANTI-HERO, Assassin, BETRAYAL, black cat, bounty hunter, cat, dark past, friendship, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, mysterious organization, Paws, PIXEL, Powers, Redemption, Server, shounen manga, Supernatural, Thriller

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as colorful as a rainbow unicorn’s mane and the adventures are more epic than a shounen manga! Join us on this wild ride as we battle creepers, mine diamonds, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden portal that led to a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing zombies. They battled their way through hordes of evil mobs, befriended a dragon, and even found a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds. And that player’s name? Well, let’s just say they became the legendary hero of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the friendliest community of players you’ll ever meet. From beginners to pros, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and make new friends along the way. Plus, we host weekly events like build competitions, treasure hunts, and even a virtual petting zoo (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the greatest shounen manga adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server.

Confused Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, Confused, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, depression, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional struggles, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, misunderstood, seeking attention, seeking help, seeking validation, self harm, self-destructive behavior, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, societal pressures, stigma, SUICIDE

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Towns Built:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1771
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Runes Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only self-harm is accidentally falling into a pit of lava and the only suicide “attempts” are jumping off a cliff to respawn with full health! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Our community is made up of misfits, rebels, and robots who have all found a home in this wacky world. We believe in living life to the fullest, whether that means building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs in a minecart derby.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a group of players who embrace their inner weirdness, celebrate their quirks, and never take themselves too seriously? Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that magically appear in your inventory when you least expect it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the only thing you’ll be drinking is a potion of invisibility while pulling pranks on your fellow players. Cheers to that!

Witherbox MC

discord server, good looking, Land claiming, Minecraft, Quests, Server, Spawn, Staff, Survival, trustable, user-friendly, Witherbox MC

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

User friendly Minecraft server Land claiming Quests An awesome discord server Trustable staff Good looking spawn

witherboxmc.mcserv.fun:26900

Crafty English Learning Minecraft Server

B2 certificate, career advancement, Crafty, Employer, English, English fluency, English language learning, how to learn english, language acquisition, language certification, language learning goals, language learning motivation, language learning resources, language learning strategies, language learning tips, language proficiency, language proficiency test, language skills, learning, Minecraft, professional development, salary boost, salary increase, Server, significant raise

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1030
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	New Chunks Explored:	783924

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old job, dreaming of a raise that seems out of reach? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join our server and you’ll magically absorb English skills faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Our virtual world is filled with English-speaking villagers, who will teach you everything from basic greetings to advanced grammar. And here’s the best part – every time you level up your English skills, you’ll get a virtual raise in Minecraft coins! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch your salary soar to new heights – both in the game and in real life!

Minecraft SMP – Stable Diffusion General

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, ComfyUI, controlnet, diffusion, DiscordSD, Forge, Furry, general, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PonyXL, prompt sharing, Reforge, SDG, SDXL, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, TRASH RESOURCES, メロン Edition

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with melons, madness, and mayhem! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our melons are genetically modified to give you superpowers in-game. Eat one and watch as you soar through the sky like a majestic chicken.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

3. Our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who demands sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds. Can you defeat him and claim his treasure?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Will you find it and become the ruler of the Cheeseverse?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen… they’re always up to no good.

Skill Issue SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Minecraft, proximity voice chat, PvP, Server, Skill Issue SMP, Survival, Survival World

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	4780	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Crops Grown:	6630
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Villages Defended:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

The way to join is by in the ip you type it then add a colon and write the port! This server is lifesteal that uses proximity voice chat too. It is a regular survival world but anarchy! Join and experience the best server ever!

78.129.254.45:25605

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, celebration, Champions, Champions of the world, Competition, finally over, Minecraft, national pride, Royale.., russia, Server, sports, success, triumph, Victorious, victorious athletes, victorious country, victorious moment., victorious nation, victorious players, victorious team, Victory, winning

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Towns Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	64
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret alliance with Russia and they have officially won the Minecraft world domination competition. So if you want to be on the winning team, this is the place to be!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on your very own diamond-encrusted pig, raining riches down on all your jealous friends below.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden underground city populated entirely by friendly zombies who just want to trade you rare items in exchange for brains. It’s a win-win situation – you get cool loot, they get a tasty snack.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bitch Tits Minecraft SMP

Bitch, Bitchtits, I am, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tits

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Hey there, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Bitchtits, swoops in to save the day with his trusty pet llama, Mr. Fuzzybottoms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you mine turns into a delicious taco. And on Wednesdays, we have a dance party with the Endermen – those guys really know how to bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to give it a high-five – it’s good luck!