Near Miss MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

AlmostDead Minecraft SMP

close call, life-threatening situation, miraculous escape, thankful to be alive, traumatic experience

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and this creeper came outta nowhere and I was like “oh sh*t, I’m gonna die!” But then I did this epic MLG water bucket save and survived with half a heart left. It was so intense, I swear I peed a little.

But yeah, this server is like the Hunger Games meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Like, there’s hidden treasure everywhere and you gotta watch out for traps set by the evil Oompa Loompas. And the best part is, if you find the golden ticket, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. I heard one guy found it and now he’s basically a Minecraft billionaire.

So yeah, if you wanna have a crazy good time and maybe almost die a few times, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s worth it for the lols.

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TrainWreckBoyfriendRescue

Argument, disagreement, GRABBING, anxious, Boyfriend

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where you can experience the thrill of narrowly avoiding danger just like this girl did with her boyfriend and the train track! Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while playing on our server. Grab your friends and join us for some heart-pounding excitement and questionable decision-making! Remember, safety first…unless it’s for the sake of a good story.

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RespawnRUs: NearDeathTales

beyond explanation, Life after death., Survival, Near Death Experience, brush with death

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where you can escape the clutches of death and live to tell the tale! Our players have survived creeper explosions, falls from great heights, and even encounters with the dreaded Ender Dragon. Join us for a chance to defy death and have some laughs along the way! Who needs a near death experience in real life when you can have one in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

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Pixel Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, #Daredevil, traffic collision, risky behavior, near miss

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like getting hit by a truck but in a good way! I’m talking about flipping and getting obliterated by oncoming traffic, but like, in a virtual blocky world. It’s so wild, you won’t even know what’s real anymore. So come on, join us and experience the chaos and destruction in the most hilarious way possible. It’s a total mind trip, man.

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Skyward Journeys 1.21.3

danger, JOURNEYS, kicking distance, flying, adrenaline-fueled

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously!

We got flying pigs that can kick you in the face, like what were those pilots thinking, am I right?

Come on, man, you gotta experience the thrill of getting up close and personal with our flying farm animals.

It’s like a crazy dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.

Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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KazakhCraft: Plane Crash Edition

Kazakhstan, Airplane, plane, CREW, emergency response

So, like, come join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, EVERYONE is survivin’ like a Kazakhstan passenger plane crash, but in Minecraft world! We got like, magical powers dat keep you from fallin’ outta da sky, so you can build and explore and stuff without worryin’ ’bout crashin’ and burnin’. Plus, we got like, unicorns and dragons flyin’ around protectin’ ya from creepers and zombies. It’s like, a crazy adventure every time you log on, so why wouldn’t ya wanna join dis epic server, right? Join now and be a part of da wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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Mom Almost Lost Her Job Today Minecraft SMP

Lost, uncertainty, Survival, Minecraft, Relief

So, picture this: your mom almost lost her job today and you’re just one step away from becoming a full-time Minecraft pro to support the family. I mean, who needs a stable income when you can mine diamonds and build epic structures, am I right? Join our SMP and help save your mom’s job by becoming the ultimate Minecraft legend. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are planning to take over the world. So, you know, there’s that too. Join now before it’s too late!

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CreeperCameClose

near miss, dodging death, living on the edge, escaping the reaper, Near Death Experience

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

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SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server

subway tracks, NYC, subway commuters, subway behavior, subway etiquette

Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

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CloseCallMinecraftSMP

narrow escape, close encounter, heart-stopping moment, heart-stopping close call, brush with death

Have you ever had a creeper explode right behind you in Minecraft, sending you flying into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles, and hilarious mishaps that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs a boring old close call in real life when you can experience the thrill of almost losing all your diamonds in a daring mining expedition? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

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