lol u guys ever wonder what it was like to be a neanderthal? well now u can find out on our epic minecraft server! join us and experience the ultimate population crash from 110,000 years ago! we got semicircular canals of ear and bottleneck events for days, u won’t find this kind of genetic variation anywhere else! come join the fun and see if u can survive like a true neanderthal, it’s gonna be a blast! #neanderthalvibes #minecraftadventures #geneticvariationgalore
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Neanderthal Crash Course
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ProteinCraft: MouseSpeak Upgrade
LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got amino acids changin’ proteins and makin’ mice talk like humans! We got NOVA1 protein switcheroos makin’ Neanderthals and Denisovans jealous of our human-specific vocal sounds! It’s like a science experiment gone wild up in here! So come on and join us for some wacky fun and mutant mice shenanigans!
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Hominin Haven: Romania 1.95mil
OMG u guys, did u hear about this cray cray server?!?! it’s like so lit, u won’t believe it! like, did u know that humans were in Eurasia like 1.95 million years ago?? that’s like sooo long ago, u guys! imagine all the cool stuff they left behind for us to find in this server!join this server if u wanna uncover ancient civilizations and build ur own epic empire! like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of history, amirite?! plus, there’s like secret caves and hidden treasures waiting for u to discover! u might even find a time machine and go back to prehistoric times, how cool is that?!
so come join us on this server and let’s explore the mysteries of the past together! who knows, u might even find urself face to face with a real-life caveman! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now and let the adventure begin! #cavemandreams #prehistoricfun #minecraftmadness
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Neanderthals & Humans Unite Server
OMG GUYZ, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA INSIDE SCOOP ON WHERE DEM HUMANS AND NEANDERTHALS GOT IT ON AND MADE BABIES! COME EXPLORE DIS HISTORICAL SITE AND SEE IF U CAN FIND ANY ANCIENT BABY NEANDERTHALS RUNNING AROUND! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET CAVE FILLED WITH CHEESE! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF HISTORY… AND CHEESE!
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Mammoth Chase Dreams Server
join this epic minecraft server and experience dreams crazier than a neanderthal’s mammoth chase! our server is so lit, you’ll be dreaming about it even when you’re awake. we’ve got unicorns riding pigs, dragons playing soccer, and creepers doing the macarena.if you join now, you’ll get a free pet rock that actually talks and tells jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a diamond pizza.
come join the fun and make your dreams come true on the most insane minecraft server in the universe. who needs boring neanderthal dreams when you can have epic adventures with us?
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FlaccidCraft: Rise of the Erectus
join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a part of da most epic adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop diamonds and zombies dat break dance when u kill em. u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of spider silk.our server is so lit, even Homo erectus would be jealous cuz we make dem look like Homo flaccidus. come join us and become a legend in da land of blocky madness. plus, our admins are actual unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited cake.
so what u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! disco parties in da nether, skydiving off of creepers, and building a house out of exploding TNT. this server is da bomb, literally.
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ValleyOfTheAlmostUs
Haha, bruh, come join dis server where we be livin’ in a world where Neanderthals be chompin’ on our ancestors like they snacks! It’s like Uncanny Valley on steroids, man! But don’t worry, we got your back with epic protection against them savage cavemen.You’ll be buildin’ your crib in no time, gatherin’ resources like a boss and showin’ them Neanderthals who’s the real alpha in this crazy world. Plus, we got secret caves filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.
So, what you waitin’ for? Come join us and let’s kick some prehistoric butt together! It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Let’s do this!
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NeanderthalSwapCraft
Yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a history of contact like u wouldn’t believe! Our geneticists be rewriting the narrative of Neanderthals and other ancient humans, like it’s a soap opera or somethin’.We got DNA from 3 Neanderthals and 1 Denisovan, showin’ that from the time our ancestors evolved like 250,000 years ago, until the Neanderthals disappeared, they were straight up swappin’ DNA like it’s a hot potato.
Join our server and become part of this wild genetic experiment, where you can trade DNA with other players and create your own unique species of Minecraft creatures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species of block-headed humanoids that will take over the Minecraft world! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to rewrite history in the wackiest way possible.
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NeanderCraft: Autistic Adventures
LOL SO LIKE, JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEANDERTHAL GENES AND AUTISM! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT! WE GOT THE CRAZIEST DNA UP IN HERE, MAKING OUR SERVER THE MOST LIT IN ALL OF MINECRAFT LAND! COME BUILD WITH US AND SEE HOW THESE NEANDERTHAL GENES WILL MAKE YOUR CREATIONS EXTRA SPECIAL! PLUS, OUR AUTISM-FRIENDLY COMMUNITY WILL MAKE YOU FEEL RIGHT AT HOME, NO MATTER HOW UNIQUE YOU ARE! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WILD ON OUR SERVER! 🤪🔥🤖🧩🎉
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ValleyOfTheUncannyCraft
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like da ultimate showdown between homo sapiens and neanderthals, bro! Like, imagine a world where these ancient peeps are dukin’ it out in pixelated form, it’s like prehistoric WWE up in here!U can choose to be a caveman or a smarty pants human, and battle it out in epic arenas filled with lava pits and giant dinosaurs. Plus, there’s like secret caves with hidden treasures and ancient relics to discover, it’s like Indiana Jones meets The Flintstones, yo!
But wait, there’s more! We got custom mods that let u ride saber-tooth tigers and throw fireballs like a freakin’ wizard. And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles against giant mammoths and saber-toothed tigers, it’s like Jurassic Park on steroids!
So come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where history meets fantasy and anything is possible. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky neanderthals, they’re crafty little buggers!