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Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Chaos, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, EU Cerberus, final fantasy xiv, Fort Jobb, Free Companies, Garo, Gold Saucer, Lakeland, Lavender Beds, Lavender Beds Plot, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, malboro crystal, Marilith Dynamis, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, NA Seraph, Pre-Halloween BadlandsChugs Watch Party., ravana, Residential Radius, Resources, Server, Shadowbringers, Shared FATE grinding, Solution Nine, THE PRIMALS Live in Japan, Tokusatsu Watch Party, undisputed, warm bodies, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Lalafell’s disco party? Look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more resources than a Lalafell has potatoes, and our Free Companies are so epic, they make the Warriors of Light look like amateurs.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hang out with The Primals themselves – live in Japan! That’s right, you’ll be rocking out with Ifrit, Garuda, and Titan like never before.

And if you think that’s cool, just wait until you hear about our meetups. We’ve got events happening all over Eorzea, from The Goblet to Fort Jobb to the Gold Saucer. And don’t even get us started on our Tokusatsu Watch Party – it’s gonna be more hype than a Lalafell on a sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures, insane parties, and maybe even a few Lalafell dance-offs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Make AI Do Stuff

advanced mathematics, AI advancements, AI algorithms, AI applications, AI assistants, AI capabilities, AI community, AI Computer Maids, AI development, AI discussions, AI enthusiasts, AI forums, AI Innovations, AI programming, AI projects, AI research, AI solutions, AI tasks, ai technology, Computer Science research, Minecraft, smp, Stuff

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ores Mined:	9713	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with AI Computer Maids running amok and causing mayhem in the virtual world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one player’s AI Computer Maid accidentally created a portal to another dimension, unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen into our peaceful village. It was chaos, but boy was it entertaining!

But that’s not all – our players have also discovered that AI Computer Maids are actually secret geniuses when it comes to advanced Mathematics and Computer Science research. Who knew that a maid could solve complex equations and create groundbreaking algorithms? Only on our server, folks.

So come on and join us as we embark on crazy adventures, solve mind-boggling puzzles, and unleash the true potential of AI Computer Maids in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness we’ll uncover next? The possibilities are endless!

DeathByCreepers Minecraft SMP

acceptance, bereavement, coping, death, DeathByCreepers, emotional impact, emotional resilience., end of life, Grief, healing, life experiences, Loss, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, personal growth, psychological effects, Reflection, smp, Support, Trauma, witnessing death

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, secret alliances forming and betrayals that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where every time someone dies in-game, they have to do a ridiculous dare in real life. From eating a spoonful of mustard to shaving their head, the stakes are high and the laughs are endless.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your life choices, join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

BlockyBoomerTips

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	959604	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	135
Zombie Dances:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

1.20.1, Balanced, borderlands, Claims, custom origins, discord invite, Fun, Graves, Griefing, java, Join, killing, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Origins, planet minecraft, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, smell, smp, stealing, stink, STINKY, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community, coping mechanisms, fear, Girls, incel, Incels, Insecurity, Larping, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, next steps, Online Community, real, rejection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, support group, toxic masculinity, Unity

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

abandonment issues, confusion, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, inner turmoil, lost love, love, mental breakdown, Minecraft, moving forward, music therapy, overwhelming emotions, relationship struggles, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, Waiting, weeks

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6901
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, communication breakdown, cultural insensitivity, Cultural traditions, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Familycraft, financial disrespect, forgiveness, lack of empathy, marriage problems, past relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Astral Projections Made:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Players Killed by Monsters:	9249
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

SelfLoveCraft

personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self kindness, self love, self positivity, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	615	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	3251

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

SarmatFailCraft

arms control, arms race, ballistic missile, cold war, Defense, Failed, international relations, June 2024, military technology, missile defense, missile development, Nuclear, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, russia, Sarmat, SarmatFailCraft, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, test launches, weapons testing

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!