🔥Neanderthal behavior Minecraft Servers

Mammoth Chase Dreams Server

Ancient, archaeology, chase, cognitive abilities, creativity, dream interpretation, dream patterns, dreaming, dreams, Evolution, FANTASY, fossil record, History, imagination, mammoth, mammoths, Neanderthal behavior, Neanderthals, paleolithic, prehistoric, Primitive, Server, Sleep

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join this epic minecraft server and experience dreams crazier than a neanderthal’s mammoth chase! our server is so lit, you’ll be dreaming about it even when you’re awake. we’ve got unicorns riding pigs, dragons playing soccer, and creepers doing the macarena.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet rock that actually talks and tells jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a diamond pizza.

come join the fun and make your dreams come true on the most insane minecraft server in the universe. who needs boring neanderthal dreams when you can have epic adventures with us?

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

aita, BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, Deception, Divorce, divorce papers, emotional affair, Honesty, Infidelity, Leaving Home, long term relationship, marriage problems, moral dilemma, moving out, reconciliation, relationship advice, Significant Other, trust issues, wife lied, WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Page Me in Minecraft

ALERT, Beep, Buzz, Communication, Connection, Contact, digital communication, instant messaging, long distance, Messaging, Minecraft, Nostalgia, notify, old school, page, page someone, pager, reach out, stay in touch, staying connected., Technology, virtual communication

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Brain-Gut Connection Craft

brain-gut connection, BrainGut, Connection, Craft, gut health, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, holistic health, immune function, immune system, mental health, microbiology, microbiome research, microbiota, mind-body connection, neuroscience, psychological states, psychological well-being, research, Stress Management, stress-related health conditions, study

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Veldt Survival

Survival

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Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com

Astoria KitPvP

1.8, Arena, armor kits, Astoria KitPvP, auction house, Combat, Economy, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enchantments, experience points, KitPvP, Minecraft, personal vaults, Potions, PvP, PvP enthusiasts, Resource Management, Server, shop system, strategic combat, Tipped arrows, weapons

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Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun

Baby Love Minecraft Server

adoption, baby, biological instinct, child care, Cultural differences, emotional attachment, family dynamics, identity issues, Interracial Relationships, love, love for children, Minecraft, non White nannies, non-white women, parenting, racial stereotypes, raising children, Server, social status, societal norms, successful White couples, wealthy class, white babies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	177
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7428
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1784	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9581	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Runes Activated:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2503	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	266	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Enchantments Applied:	160
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Emeralds Found:	9617	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Enchantments Applied:	254	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	1101
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Enchantments Applied:	211
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Interesting Neanderthal behavior Minecraft Servers