Mammoth Chase Dreams Server

Ancient, archaeology, chase, cognitive abilities, creativity, dream interpretation, dream patterns, dreaming, dreams, Evolution, FANTASY, fossil record, History, imagination, mammoth, mammoths, Neanderthal behavior, Neanderthals, paleolithic, prehistoric, Primitive, Server, Sleep

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

join this epic minecraft server and experience dreams crazier than a neanderthal’s mammoth chase! our server is so lit, you’ll be dreaming about it even when you’re awake. we’ve got unicorns riding pigs, dragons playing soccer, and creepers doing the macarena.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet rock that actually talks and tells jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a diamond pizza.

come join the fun and make your dreams come true on the most insane minecraft server in the universe. who needs boring neanderthal dreams when you can have epic adventures with us?

SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, SisSlayin

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

Assertiveness, bae, Boundaries, BrokeCraft, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional manipulation, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal spending, healthy boundaries, mental health support, money management, mutual support, personal finances, relationship dynamics, self worth, self-care, setting priorities., SHROOMS

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

JokesterMC SMP

amusement, Chuckle, comedian, comedy, Entertainment, favorite joke, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jest, joke of the day, JokesterMC, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, Quip, smp, stand up, Witty

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

CreeperCrisis

aggravation, annoyance, bad day, CreeperCrisis, DiSRuPtiON, disturbance, exasperation, Frustration, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, minor issue, mishap, Nuisance, ruin, setback, small thing, Trouble, unexpected problem, vexation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7235
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

Accountability, Attacks, chief, Condemnation, Conflict, international law, investigation, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, resolution, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, UN, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon, violence, war crime, warzone

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9933	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

KimPutinCraft

Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategies, global affairs, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimPutinCraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, political alliances, putin, russia, strategic partnerships, summit, summit meetings, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3383	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Alien Panic Attack Server

Alien, alien encounters, alien footage, alien invasion, Attack, conspiracy theories, extraterrestrial evidence, fear of the unknown, future events, global panic, internet hysteria, internet leaks, internet phenomena, mass hysteria, mass panic, mental health, Panic, panic attacks, psychological effects, psychological trauma, Server, social media frenzy, Trauma, viral videos

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Buildings Constructed:	31	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3

join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

Sync SMP

bedrock, building, Buy, competitive fun, Cross-Play, Economy, Economy System, fortune, java, minecraft adventure, PvP, PvP arenas, Raiding, seamless cross-platform play, Sell, Survival, Survival multiplayer, Sync SMP, Trade, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla smp

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

Key Features:

– PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

syncsmp.xyz:25637

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

401k, Adventures, Auctionhouse, commands, creativity, CREEPERS, Enchantments, Features, join messages, lagoon, Land claiming, Leaderboards, marketplace, ORGANIZED, Plan, Qol, Ranks, rules, sail, Skills, smp, Staff, Stormy, Survival, Voting, Warps

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/stormshadowcraft-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	Join our Discord server
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	Follow us on Tiktok

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

Apricot, Crafty, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, henya, Hime, Ironmouse, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

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