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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2653 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
imagine buildin’ a house and suddenly u start thinkin’ in grunts and growls like a true neandertal. or maybe u start seein’ things in black and white cuz ur brain is like, “we goin’ retro, baby!”
join us for a wild ride of prehistoric proportions, where u never know what crazy ideas will pop into ur head next. plus, we got dinosaurs roam the land, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna see a t-rex tryin’ to mine some diamonds.
so come on over and let that neandertal DNA take u on a journey through time and craziness. who knows, maybe u’ll come out of it smarter or just a little more caveman-like. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!