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Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

desuarchive, habits, haha, hate, hate myself, long tail tag, mega.nz, Minecraft, online gaming, posscraft, posscraft server, posshouse, posshouse group, roadkill, self loathing, self-deprecation, smp, Steam, steam community, tag map, tagmap, Trash thread, Waiting Edition

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

HappyCraft SMP

Bliss, Contentment, emotional well being, emotions, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, HappyCraft, joy, Laughter, life satisfaction, love, mental health, mindfulness, Peace, positivity, satisfaction, self-care, Serenity, smiles, smp, well-being

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Farms Harvested:	883	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where happiness comes in the form of pixelated riches and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to team up for epic builds, crazy pranks, and intense PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience happiness like never before!

CraftyCreeperFAQs

afraid to ask, Anonymity, Community, CraftyCreeperFAQs, Curiosity, doubts, EMBARRASSMENT, FEARS, hesitation, Insecurity, judgement, personal boundaries, questions, redditors, Secrets, sensitive topics, social norms, taboo, uncertainty, unknown, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	82	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you explore our wacky world filled with unicorns, talking trees, and even a friendly dragon named Steve.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the friendliest and most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From epic build battles to spontaneous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedstoneRevolution

aggressive tactics, ai, American intelligence officials, anti-U.S. influence campaigns, cyber warfare, digital manipulation, Disinformation, election interference, foreign influence, geopolitical strategy, iran, Misinformation, Moscow, national security, political interference, Propaganda, RedstoneRevolution, russia, social media manipulation, Technology, undermining Harris

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ores Mined:	1731	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and iran use AI to boost anti-U.S. influence campaigns!! 😱😱 american intelligence officials say moscow’s efforts are mostly aimed at undermining harris, but that just makes it more fun for us!! 😂😂

watch out for those sneaky russians and iranians trying to mess with your game, but don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our own secret weapons 🚀🚀 join now and show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!! 💪💪

don’t miss out on the most aggressive and insane server out there, come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate showdown!! 🤯🤯

BlockyBrainiacs Minecraft Server

Analysis, Appearance, attitude, BlockyBrainiacs, Body language, Demeanor, emotions, facial expression, feelings, first impression, initial reaction, Interpretation, judgment, Minecraft, Observation, Perception, person, reaction, Reflection, Seeing.., Server, Thoughts

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls. These llamas are no joke – they’ve trained with Chuck Norris himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Imagine Being The Guy That Banged Rhea When She Was A Teen Minecraft SMP

Banged, consequences, controversial, Exploitation, gossip, guy, illegal, Imagine, IMMORAL, judgment, Minecraft, perpetrator, regret, relationship, remorse, Rhea, Rumors, scandal, smp, Teen, underage, Victim

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be the legendary player who supposedly banged Rhea when she was a teen! That’s right, join us for a chance to live out this wild fantasy and become the envy of all your friends. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous stories like this to tell? So come on, join our server and make history in the most ridiculous way possible!

LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP

Adversity, BETRAYAL, depression, Despair, devastation, Disappointment, Failure, Grief, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP, Loss, MISTAKES, Pain, regret, ruined life, setback, sorrow, Struggle, Tragedy, Trauma

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to turn your world upside down (literally, we have a gravity mod)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’re ready to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or trading with a villager who speaks only in memes. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

FutureCraft: Where Did My Diamonds Go?

2100, Alternate Reality, astonishment, awakening, Curiosity, diamonds, discovery, Exploration, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic society, inquiry, questions, scientific advancements, scientists, speculative fiction, surreal experience, Technology, time displacement, time travel, unknown world, Wonder

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Animals Bred:	195
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Love Letters Sent:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Picture this: you wake up in the year 2100 and instead of being greeted by flying cars and robot butlers, you’re surrounded by a group of confused scientists staring at you like you’re some kind of ancient relic. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, this kind of wacky time-travel shenanigans happen all the time!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure through time and space as you navigate through different eras and dimensions, all while trying to figure out how the heck you ended up in the future in the first place. Will you uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a rift in the space-time continuum caused by a group of mischievous Endermen.

So if you’re ready to unravel the mysteries of time travel and have a ton of laughs along the way, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next Einstein of the Minecraft world!

BidenCraft Server: First Time in Africa!

Africa, African nations, biden, BidenCraft, bilateral relations, Commitment, Diplomacy, ENGAGEMENT, first time, foreign policy, global leadership, historic visit, international relations, political news, president, presidential trip, Promise, Server, summit, Time, travel, united states, Visit

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mines Excavated:	2122

Yo, yo, yo! Guess what? Our Minecraft server is so lit that even Biden himself is gonna visit Africa for the first time as president just to check it out! He promised he would come cuz our server is THAT epic! Join us and you might even get to mine diamonds with Biden himself, imagine that! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!

PainCraft: Men vs. Women

biology, gender differences, gender disparities, gender gap, Gender Roles, gender studies, health, Healthcare, Medical research, Men, Pain, pain management, pain perception, pain relief, Pain sensitivity, pain tolerance, pain treatment., PainCraft, physiology, sex differences, Women

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the pain in this server is like, SO different for men and women. Like, when a dude gets hit, he turns into a rainbow unicorn with laser eyes and shoots glitter everywhere. But when a chick gets hit, she turns into a giant marshmallow and bounces around like a fluffy ball of doom. It’s like, totally wild, man. You gotta join this server for the craziest pain experience ever. Plus, there’s like, a secret treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted tacos at the end of a rainbow bridge. It’s like, the ultimate quest, bro. So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!