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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8501 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1526 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
we got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena before exploding, and a secret underground base where herobrine and bigfoot play poker every tuesday night.
if you join now, you’ll get a pet ender dragon named fluffy who farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its butt. plus, you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss mob, steve’s evil twin brother, kevin, who has a mustache made of obsidian and a pet zombie pigman named gary.
so come on down to the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether portal. elon musk’s alter ego adrian dittman is waiting for you with a diamond sword and a wink 😉