| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 9920 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7475 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 6092 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 166 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky animal will cross your path next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your taste buds tantalized and your mind blown by the absurdity that awaits you. Who needs reality when you can have a taste of our insane world?
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 2895 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 3362 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Time Traveling Chicken, who can take you on epic adventures to different time periods. Want to ride a T-Rex in the Jurassic era? No problem! How about building a castle in medieval times? Easy peasy! The possibilities are endless on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to time travel itself! See you in the future, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 162 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 204 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3023 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9291 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 194 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6793 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8847 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 4280 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 159 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Category | Information |
|---|---|
| Server Name | TotallyNotSuspicious |
| Established | 2018 |
| Focus | Community interaction |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I apply to join the server? | Apply here and follow the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel on Discord. |
| When does Season 12 start? | Season 12 starts on August 2nd. Detailed timings can be found in the server information. |
| What are some reasons to join TotallyNotSuspicious? | Reasons include North America hosting, extensive Discord integration, diamond economy, and various events. |
| Do you have mini-seasons on the server? | Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge larger seasons with custom modpacks. |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3819 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Farms Harvested: | 195 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 119 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9500 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Our server is so lit, even Jessica couldn’t resist sliding into our DMs to start some beef. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like my friend Jenny had mine. She went full savage on Jessica, giving her a taste of her own medicine.
And just like Henry, our server is full of surprises. You never know who’s gonna come to your defense or start a war. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a high school cafeteria, join us now! And don’t worry, we promise not to fat shame you – unless you’re a chunk of coal, then we might have to roast you a little. 😉
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 3899 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
So, picture this: you’re mining away in a virtual world, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But wait, there’s more! As you explore further, you come across a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And guess what? They want to trade with you for rare space crystals that can power up your weapons and armor.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such wild and wacky adventures while also building epic structures and making new friends? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination? So come on, join us and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 5379 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2144 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Join us as we explore the culinary wonders of the Minecraft world, where rotten flesh is the new truffle and spider eyes are the latest superfood craze. Our players have turned humble potatoes into a gourmet dish fit for a king and have even managed to make a feast out of raw fish and seaweed!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golden Carrot Challenge, where players compete to see who can gather the most golden carrots in a single day. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely out of enchanted golden apples!
So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious food adventures in Minecraft, join us on our server and prepare to feast like never before! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be dining on dirt blocks while sipping on a potion of invisibility – the possibilities are endless!
