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StressCraft: No Manly Conformity

conformity, Gender norms, manly, Masculinity, mens health, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health help, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, seeking help, societal expectations, stress, StressCraft, toxic masculinity

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

YO, WANNA JOIN DIS SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S DA MOST EPIC PLACE TO BE IN MINECRAFT LAND! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT SING LIKE MARIAH CAREY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LITERALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, AND IF YOU MINE THEM, YOU GET A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF FREE PIZZA! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, FREE PIZZA!

ALSO, OUR VILLAGERS ARE ALL TRAINED IN MARTIAL ARTS, SO IF YOU TRY TO MESS WITH THEM, THEY’LL DROPKICK YOU INTO NEXT WEEK! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR ENDER DRAGON, HE’S GOT A PHD IN PHYSICS AND CAN SOLVE RUBIK’S CUBES BLINDFOLDED!

SO, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST, MAKE SOME NEW FRIENDS, AND LAUGH UNTIL YOUR SIDES HURT, JOIN OUR SERVER NOW! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

CraftyMinds Minecraft Server

anxiety, coping strategies, CraftyMinds, depression, Despair, financial struggles, hopelessness, lack of purpose, lack of support, Loneliness, mental health awareness, mental health crisis, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self worth, Server, social isolation, suicidal feelings, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, unemployment, worthless education

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you feeling down in the dumps and contemplating the meaning of life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, virtual friendships, and endless possibilities.

Why should you not kill yourself, you ask? Because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! No job? No problem! In our world, you can be a professional block builder or a fearless explorer. Your education and certifications may be worthless in the real world, but in Minecraft, they’re the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret realms.

And who needs money when you can mine for diamonds and trade with other players for rare items? Neetbux? Pshh, we’ve got virtual currency that’s worth more than gold.

Don’t have any friends or family to lean on? Well, guess what? Our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a game of virtual tag or a building competition. And as for the future, well, who needs it when you can create your own destiny in the Minecraft universe?

So, why survive? Because on our server, the point is to have fun, make memories, and escape from the harsh realities of life. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

BlockyBDSM Minecraft Server

BDSM, BlockyBDSM, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanisms, Desires, empowerment, fetish, healing, Humiliation, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-control, Server, Sexuality, shame, Therapy, Trauma, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Are you tired of your boring vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where your wildest fantasies can come to life? Look no further, because on our server, we specialize in sexually humiliating creepers! That’s right, you can finally live out your dreams of dominating those pesky green creatures in ways you never thought possible. Join us for a wild ride of kinkiness and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Let your inner dominatrix out to play on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DyeCraft Minecraft Server

colorful hair, Communication, cute, DAUGHTER, Decision making, disagreement, Drugs, DyeCraft, dyed hair, Expression, family, Future, grandmother, hair dye, joy, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, safe dye, semi permanent, Server, tattoos

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage colorful expressions like dyeing your hair blue and pink! Just like this mom dyed her daughter’s hair, you can dye your sheep, your house, heck even your diamond armor if you want!

Join us and unleash your creativity in ways that will make your grandma cry (in a good way)! Who needs boring old natural hair colors when you can have a rainbow on your head? And don’t worry, our server is free of judgmental grandmas and full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you embrace your inner unicorn.

So come on in and let your hair down (literally, dye it all the colors of the rainbow)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a trend that will have all the mobs in Minecraft rocking blue and pink hair too. Let’s make this server the most colorful and fabulous place in the Minecraft universe!

NoKidZoneCraft

aita, bad kid, bullying, child, complaint, conservative family, dislike, faith based school, Friends, influence, Junk Food, NoKidZoneCraft, not inviting, parents, public school, reminder, sleepover, submissive, summer camp, Upset, upset parents.

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring, faith-based schools where kids get in trouble for asking questions and standing up to bullies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure!

Our server is like a small, loving, and accepting environment where you can let your creativity run wild. No more inflexible rules or lack of common sense here – just pure fun and excitement!

Join now and meet hilarious characters like Julia and Sue, who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics. From sleepovers to summer camps, you never know what outrageous stories will unfold on our server.

So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft community where being a “terrible influence” is actually a compliment! Let’s show Sue’s parents what real fun looks like 😉.

CraftyCrafterz

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to appreciate your hard work? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where diamond miners are treated like royalty! Our server is filled with beautiful villagers who can’t resist a player with a full inventory of shiny diamonds. Join now and become the most attractive player in the land!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chicken jockeys who ride around on giant chickens, terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you join their ranks or become their next target? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

1938, aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutins, Dictatorship, Europe, History, international relations, Invasion, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, Political, power, Propaganda, putin, Server, soviet union, totalitarianism, Ukraine, War, world war

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

lol u ever wanted to time travel back to 1938 and see putin starting a war in ukraine? well now u can…in minecraft! join our server for a wild ride through history where putin is a pixelated warlord and ukraine is made of blocks. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join putin’s army and conquer the land. who knew history could be so fun and blocky? come join us for a blast from the past…literally!

HostageCraft: No Surrender

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, freedom, fumes, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, Ismail Haniyeh, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Palestinian, Peace, Politics, Release, resistance, RETALIATION, Surrender, Tension, Terrorism

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3649

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. you can, like, build your own castle and, like, battle other players with, like, enchanted swords and stuff.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a magical portal to a land filled with candy and rainbows. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a pet creeper that, like, follows you around and explodes on command.

so, like, come join us on this, like, totally rad server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we will not surrender until every player has experienced the ultimate Minecraft adventure.”

AnalogProstateExamCraft

analog test, AnalogProstateExamCraft, digital prostate exam, digital rectal exam, Healthcare, medical procedure, mens health, prostate cancer awareness, prostate cancer detection, prostate cancer prevention, prostate cancer screening, prostate exam frequency, prostate exam guidelines, prostate exam procedure, prostate exam recommendations, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health awareness, prostate health check, prostate screening, Urology

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Crops Grown:	2320	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?

Krotje Hardcore MC

BROKE, Economy, Hangout, Hardcore, Kortterdikrotterdikrot, Krotje, mc, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Shack, shacks, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ores Mined:	8600
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

We are broke. and we want you to hang out with us. will you shack with us? Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. shacks.

play.krotje.com