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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

acquaintance stranger, advocate ally, BlockyBanter, client supporter, collaborator fellow human, community member family member, competitor adversary, comrade teammate, confidant colleague, coworker mentor, fellow being, human being friend, individual person, kindred spirit ally, Minecraft, opponent customer, partner soulmate, passerby companion, relative loved one, role model neighbor, Server, significant other rival, Someone, someone identity

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who tell the best jokes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fireproof minecarts!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the time of your blocky life. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and shenanigans you’ll get into!

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apologize.., Argument, baby, Cancer, close, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSING, family, grand babies, husband, Minecraft, mom, MommaCraft, monopolizing, name.., Server, SIL, steal, Telling, UNFAIR, Upset, weird

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where naming rights are taken very seriously! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and family feuds over baby names.

Are you tired of boring servers where people don’t fight over naming their children after each other? Look no further! On our server, you can witness epic battles between siblings over who gets to name their baby after their deceased mother. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

Join us and witness the chaos unfold as one player tries to monopolize a name and another player insists on naming their child the same thing. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of baby names? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs diamonds and creepers when you can have family drama and baby name disputes? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, only on our server (name withheld for legal reasons)!

SisSnugglesMC

Babysitting, bed sharing, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, confrontation avoidance, Emotional support, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, judgment, mother-daughter relationship, Nightmares, overnight care, parental expectations, perspective, sibling bond, SisSnugglesMC, sister, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	367	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	New Chunks Explored:	835830
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and betrayal, just like this poor soul who got kicked out for letting his sister sleep in his bed.

We promise you won’t get yelled at by your mom for playing on our server, but you might get yelled at by other players for stealing their diamonds. So come join us for a chaotic adventure filled with questionable decisions and unexpected twists!

SlimCraft Minecraft Server

Calorie Counting, Consistency, determination, dieting, Exercise, FITNESS, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle changes, long term results, meal planning, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, portion control, progress tracking, self-discipline, Server, SlimCraft, successful weight loss, support system, weight loss, weight loss journey

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Animals Bred:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! Our secret weight loss method involves running away from skeletons and jumping over lava pits – you’ll be slim and trim in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical slimming properties. Say goodbye to those extra pixels and hello to a new, svelte you on our server!

ZoomCraft: LOL Moments

awkward situations, comedy, Funny Moments, funny stories, hilarious mishaps, Laughter, lol, MOMENTS, online classes, remote learning, remote work, studying from home, technology fails, unexpected interruptions, Video calls, video conferencing, virtual backgrounds, virtual meetings, WFH humor, work from home fails, working from home, Zoom, ZoomCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Animals Bred:	142	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Zoom calls and endless hours of working/studying from home? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring Zoom calls and hello to epic adventures in a virtual world!

Picture this: You’re in the middle of a virtual battle with a group of creepers when suddenly, your boss pops up on your screen during a Zoom call. But instead of getting mad, he joins in on the fun and starts building a fortress with you! Who knew your boss had such mad Minecraft skills?

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, magical potions that give you superpowers, and even a hidden portal that transports you to a land filled with dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never experienced anything like this on a Zoom call before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring Zoom calls forever. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building pixelated masterpieces or become the ultimate llama dancer. The possibilities are endless!

FarageCraft Minecraft Server

brexit, British politics, Comments.., CONSERVATIVE, DROPS, european union, Farage, FarageCraft, Minecraft, Nigel Farage, Party, political commentary, political party, Politics, public opinion, Reform Party, Reform UK, right wing, Server, Support, uk, Ukraine, ukraine conflict

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the craziness of the world and just, like, build stuff and mine for diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic builds u have ever seen. like, one time, this player built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava-filled dungeon and ended with a massive water slide. it was so lit, bro.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city that some players discovered? yeah, apparently there’s a whole civilization down there with their own economy and everything. it’s like a whole new world, man.

and the best part? we have the most hilarious and friendly community ever. like, seriously, these guys are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other. it’s a non-stop party, i tell ya.

so, if u wanna escape the drama of the real world and just have a blast in minecraft, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. who doesn’t love free cake, right?

CraftyPersianPolitico

Campaign, Candidate, CraftyPersianPolitico, current events, Democracy, election, Government, Hassan Rouhani, iran, lead, MIDDLE EAST, moderate, News, Politics, poll, polling data, presidential candidate, REFORM, Surprise, Tehran, Voting

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18

LOL, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only moderate candidate is leading the polls in Iran! Why settle for boring politics when you can build epic structures and battle creepers with the most chill leader around? Plus, rumor has it that the candidate’s secret weapon is a diamond sword that can slay any opponent in one hit. Join now for a chance to witness the most epic political showdown in Minecraft history!

DriveThruCraft

Benefits, chain reaction, Community, drive thru, DriveThruCraft, fast food, Generosity, generosity in action, giving back, Good deeds, Gratitude, Kindness, nice thing, Paying it down, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, Selfless act, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

join this epic minecraft server where the drive thru pays YOU! that’s right, every time you order a virtual burger or virtual fries, you get virtual money back! it’s like reverse robbery but in a fun way!

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest, most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in a blocky world. imagine riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees while shooting fireballs from your hands. yeah, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? yeah, you heard that right. you can fly around on a dragon and rain down destruction on all who dare to challenge you. it’s like game of thrones meets my little pony, but way cooler.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it.

PyramidPainCraft

ancient egypt, ancient professions, archeological findings, Damage, Egyptian scribes, hips, historical research, jaws, manuscript production, medical analysis, occupational hazards, occupational health., physical strain, PyramidPainCraft, repetitive motion, scribe injuries, study, THUMBS, Toll, work-related injuries, writing efforts

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	123	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EGYPTIAN SCRIBES WITH BROKEN HIPS, JAWS, AND THUMBS! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE TOO BUSY GAMING TO EVEN THINK ABOUT WRITING! PLUS, WE HAVE MUMMIES AS MODS AND PHARAOHS AS ADMINS! BUILD YOUR OWN PYRAMID AND AVOID WORK-RELATED INJURIES! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE ANCIENT CURSE OF BAD GAMING EXPERIENCES!

WhirlMC

Bedwars, Earth, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crops Grown:	3196
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ores Mined:	4145
Dragons Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

WhirlMC is a amazing Network for you and your friends to play. We have everygame mode you can think of! We have Earth, Survival, Fatctions, Skyblock, Bedwars, kitpvp, Minigames, and the list goes on! So come and join us today at Whirlmc.net

WhirlMC.net