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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9435 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
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