so, like, u know how some peeps are all like “oh, i’m too cool for school, i don’t play minecraft anymore”? well, this server is for all the peeps who are like “HECK YEAH, I LOVE MINECRAFT!”
we got unicorns that poop rainbows, and flying pigs that drop diamonds. not to mention, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on the moon? yeah, we have a secret portal that takes you there. it’s pretty cool, you can build a moon base and fight off alien creepers.
plus, every friday we have a dance party at the end of the rainbow. it’s lit, fam.
so come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, we have free pizza.

