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AngryTweetCraft Minecraft Server

Angry, AngryTweetCraft, dirty host, Final Match, France, hate france, History, Japan, judo, match fixing, match rigging, Minecraft, Race, racism, roulette, Server, strongest hero, trending, twitter, worst olympic

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a judo match with a roulette wheel? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we once had players match fixing races to determine the strongest hero in a final match! And if that’s not crazy enough, we also have Twitter drama trending with hashtags like “I hate France” and “match rigging” – it’s like the Olympics, but with way more drama and way less sportsmanship. Join us for the worst (but most entertaining) Minecraft experience in history!

NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP

beginning of the end, Decline, decline in rankings, Downfall, dropping in rankings, falling behind, losing ground, losing momentum, losing position, losing status, no longer at the top, no longer top 2, not in top 2, NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP, out of top rankings, sliding down, slipping, slipping down, slipping out of top 2

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	2649
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of being on a boring old Minecraft server where you’re not even in the top 2 anymore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night with creepers as our dance partners. Plus, our server is run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world…starting with Minecraft! So come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CakeWars Minecraft Server

birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday surprise, cakewars, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Divorce, emotional impact, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, Guilt, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3928	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, guilt-free experience! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your family’s issues.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who won’t forget to show up to your birthday party! No more waiting around for unreliable relatives, just pure gaming bliss.

And hey, if you ever feel guilty about not baking a cake for someone’s birthday, don’t worry! Our server has a virtual bakery where you can bake as many cakes as you want without any family drama attached.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all that family drama behind in the real world. Trust us, it’s much more fun building castles than dealing with family feuds.

LunchBoxMixUp

AITAH, Apology, Argument, Communication, Cooking, food consumption, husband, intermittent fasting, leftovers, lunch, LunchBoxMixUp, Marriage, marriage counseling, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, PACKING LUNCH, reddit, relationship, scolding, Took wrong food container

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Just like this 38F who got scolded by her 39M husband for taking the “wrong” container of dinner, you’ll never know what crazy situation you’ll find yourself in next. Will you accidentally mine the wrong block and face the wrath of your fellow players? Will you forget to feed your virtual animals and start a Minecraft farm feud? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, our server is all about communication (or lack thereof). Just like this couple, you’ll have to navigate through misunderstandings and miscommunications to survive in this wild Minecraft world. Who knew that choosing the wrong container of food could lead to such chaos?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every move, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up serving virtual divorce papers over a virtual carrot. The fun never ends on our server!

GoogleGoneWild Minecraft SMP

awkward Google history, awkward internet searches, awkward online searches, cringe-worthy queries, cringey Google searches, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing Google searches, embarrassing internet history, embarrassing internet searches, embarrassing search history, embarrassing search queries, funny search history, google search, GoogleGoneWild, Minecraft, mortifying Google queries, online embarrassment, regretful Google searches, regrettable searches, search engine mishaps, search engine shame, shameful online searches, smp

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of a secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes confetti instead of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chicken minions that do his bidding. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, laughter, and questionable Google searches, then join our Minecraft SMP today!

WrongCraft: IrritatorMax

aggravating, ANNOYING, errors, exasperating, frustrating, Frustration, Incorrect, infuriating, IRRITATING, IrritatorMax, maddening, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpretations, misjudgments, MISTAKES, misunderstandings, Pet Peeves, vexing, WrongCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3176	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of people constantly getting basic Minecraft knowledge wrong? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and never have to deal with noobs who can’t even craft a simple pickaxe again.

Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that our admins defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding pigs. If you join us, you might just witness the craziest Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe. Plus, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden somewhere in the world…if you can find it, that is.

CraftyNations Minecraft Server

CraftyNations, Crisis, Democracy, diplomatic tensions, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Minecraft, Nations, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, regime change, rejection, sanctions, Server, south america, Unrest, US, Venezuela

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Animals Bred:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where we reject maduro just like the nations do!! we are like the avengers of minecraft, fighting against evil dictators and stuff. we even have protests in our server, but instead of signs we use pixelated pickaxes and swords. it’s like a virtual revolution, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bad guys. so come join us and be a part of the resistance against maduro in the world of minecraft!

GrayCraft: Spy vs. Spy

#covert operations, cold war, cyber attacks, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, gray warfare, GrayCraft, hybrid warfare, information warfare, intelligence, intelligence services, international relations, MI6, national security, political manipulation, russia, SECURITY, Spy, spy agencies, Western countries

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground base where we plan world domination.

our players are, like, all secret agents from MI6, CIA, and, like, the KGB. we’re in, like, “gray warfare” with Russia and it’s, like, totally intense.

join us if you want to, like, save the world from evil masterminds and, like, uncover government conspiracies. plus, we have, like, unlimited diamonds and, like, the best parties in the virtual world.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and become a hero in the fight against evil!

ParkedNotStolen

absent-minded, anxiety, CAR, car owner, emotions, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory lapse, misplaced vehicle, mistaken identity, Panic, parked, ParkedNotStolen, parking spot, realization, Relief, Stolen, stupidity, towed, unexpected location

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB!

WombCraft: High Minds & Tiny Blocks

adolescence, Attention, blocks, brain connectivity, brain development, brain health, brain structure, cannabis exposure, cognitive function, early adolescence, HIGH, mental health, mental health issues, Minds.., neuroscience, prenatal cannabis exposure, prenatal exposure, research, specific changes, study, substance abuse, Tiny, WOMB, WombCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	159
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1532	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join rn!

u know how they say weed is bad for u? well, this server is like the complete opposite! if u join, ur brain will be like, soooooo connected and stuff. like, ur attention will be through the roof!

imagine ur brain on steroids, but like, in a good way. u’ll be building the sickest structures and mining like a pro. all thanks to the power of prenatal cannabis exposure!

so, like, join this server now and watch ur brain explode with creativity and awesomeness. u won’t regret it, trust me. #420minecraftlife