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  • Blocky Re-Entry Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Re-Entry Minecraft SMP

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    Bro, listen up, have you ever felt like a lonely potato sitting in the back of the potato bag? Well, this isn’t just any Minecraft SMP, it’s like the ultimate social experiment where we gather the whole squad of rejected NPCs and fashion an accidentally glorious community that makes the Hunger Games look like a pillow fight!

    First off, when you join, you’re assigned a pet chicken that has an attitude problem and a mysterious backstory involving betrayal and a nearly successful heist against a rogue librarian. This chicken’s name is Eggspresso, and if you don’t follow its commands, you might find your virtual house mysteriously filled with dirt — or worse, EGG-ON (yep, that’s a thing here).

    Secondly, every time you log in, you have a 50% chance of being magically transformed into a flying llama with a crown because “why not?” I mean, who doesn’t wanna flap around brainlessly showing off their royal llamaness while trying to avoid being roasted by a pre-teen with an enchanted bow?

    Oh, did I mention the Great Pickaxe War? Yeah, once a week we battle over who gets to build the biggest dirt castle. The winner gets to design the new server rules, which usually involve a lot of trampoline-related nonsense and a mandatory disco party at midnight. We summon “the Disco Creeper,” and if you can dodge it while doing the Macarena, you get free diamonds. It’s brutal but so worth it!

    Plus, there’s ‘The Dimension of Bad Decisions’ where you can go to ask the universe your most ridiculous questions like, “Should I have taken that extra slice of cake last Christmas?” and boom, you are teleported to an alternate universe where cake IS the currency and your entire existence relies on whether you can out-bake a grumpy Enderman who really hates frosting.

    And then there’s the annual “Meme Olympics” where you’re judged not just on your survival skills, but how funny your memes are in real life. Bring your best dad jokes, because if you can’t make people snort-laugh while attempting to climb the world’s smallest mountain made of gravel, then what even are you doing?

    In short, if you’ve ever wanted to be a part of a server where logic takes a vacation and creativity is just a wild rollercoaster ride with no harnesses allowed, then this is totally the place. So toss on your diamond boots, grab that suspicious-looking potion, and dive headfirst into the unabridged chaos that can only exist in this Minecraft realm. LET’S GOOOO!

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  • "Minecraft Server: Not a Joke!"

    "Minecraft Server: Not a Joke!"

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    🌌 Welcome to the Galactic Minecraft Nebula of DoomCraft! 🌌

    Greetings, Earthlings and other sentient puddings! Strap on your diamond loafers and prepare for a glorious adventure in pixels and madness! Our server is a jumble of exploding chickens and dancing endermen, where the floor is lava but nobody gives a hoot. Maybe it’s wet socks, too? Who knows?

    👾 Server Features That Will Either Delight or Terrify You! 👾

    FeatureDescription
    ∞ Infinite Hunger (Like My Ex’s Demands)Your food levels drain faster than your hope! Oppress your cravings or die while we laugh!
    Rain of CactusExperience a delightful shower of spiky greens! Pain is beauty, right?
    Friendly Fireworks of DoomCelebrate with explosive colors! Hope you brought your will to live!
    Mob ApocalypseHordes of zombies will ask for your social security number before devouring your brain!
    Time Travel (But Only Backwards)Experience yesterday’s glitches today! Oh, the nostalgia.
    Random Player JumpscaresEvery time you join, be prepared for a shriek around the corner! Or is it a carrot?

    💬 Player Reviews That Make Absolutely No Sense 💬

    “The purple walrus danced with my grandmother under a full moon; then she turned into diamonds.” – UnicornLover42

    “Best server ever to grow butter on toast; I’m still crying!” – BreadMaster69

    “Last time I played, my cat started singing opera, and the llama was speaking French.” – AnxiousFrog

    🧙‍♂️ Join Us If You Dare! 🧙‍♂️

    Remember, the path ahead is paved with glitter and shattered dreams. Bring your helmet of confusion and a map drawn by a blindfolded raccoon. We might offer you endless joy or just mildly existential dread!

    Warning: If you hear whispers in the pixelated breeze, they’re probably just your regrets. Enter at your own risk, or risk entering at your own feet!

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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server, bro? well let me tell u, dis server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride of epicness. like, one time, there was dis explosion at a dutch museum and all the gold masterpieces were stolen. it was like, whoa, so intense, bro. but don’t worry, on dis server, we got all the gold u could ever want. like, seriously, it’s like a gold mine up in here.

    and dat ain’t all, bro. we got like, dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy creatures roaming around. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with creepers and zombies trying to eat ur face off. but don’t worry, we got ur back. we’ll hook u up with all the weapons and armor u need to survive.

    so come join us on dis epic minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and u never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, bro.

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  • ElonCraft: Musk’s Surprise at AfD

    ElonCraft: Musk’s Surprise at AfD

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    come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself makes surprise appearances and hands out diamond blocks like candy! he even rides around on a flying pig named rocket and shoots lasers out of his eyes to help you defeat the creepers! plus, our server has a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. don’t miss out on the chance to play with the richest man in the world in our crazy minecraft world!

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  • Sleeping Mana’s Promise

    Sleeping Mana’s Promise

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Enter duality. A happy and colorful world awaits… But dig deeper and you can find strange subterranean worlds. Build a cute cafe with adorable decorations. Fight the ancient guardians of the nether and end. Cook scrumptious dishes in all sorts of culinary styles. Ascend to nigh godhood with machinery and magic. Collect cute pets. Build complex machinery.

    Howdy! I’ve put together a small server for relaxing, building and getting together to knock the teeth out of large bosses every so often. The modpack contains a bit of everything. Aesthetic decorations, mobs, magic, tech, and more. Battle cataclysmic bosses and celebrate your victory with a slice of pizza. Build bases alone or together in various locations.

    We’re over a year old and just had a server reset for a fresh new world feeling!

    To join, head over to the Discord and do an intro for whitelist.

    Links to the modpack and suggested resource packs are in the Discord.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    QuestionAnswer
    How do I join the server?Head over to the Discord server and do an intro for whitelisting.
    What is the server’s modpack?The modpack contains a mix of aesthetics, mobs, magic, tech, and more.
    Can I build alone or with others?You can build bases alone or together with other players in different locations.
    How old is the server?The server is over a year old and recently had a reset for a fresh new world feel.

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  • Dual Pathway 1.21.3

    Dual Pathway 1.21.3

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    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you!

    First of all, the admins are like unicorns that fart rainbows and grant wishes! I mean, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical farting unicorns?

    Secondly, the players on this server are like a bunch of hyperactive squirrels on caffeine! You’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans they get up to.

    And let’s not forget about the buildings on this server – they’re like something out of a psychedelic dream! You’ll feel like you’re tripping on mushrooms just looking at them.

    So come join us on this Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat, because things are about to get weird.

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  • AnxietyCraft: No Journey Comparison, Bro

    AnxietyCraft: No Journey Comparison, Bro

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    Are you tired of dealing with anxious friends who can’t handle their stress? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind! Our server is a stress-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any anxiety-inducing conversations.

    We understand that overcoming anxiety is a journey, and we won’t judge you for needing more time to work through it. Plus, we have a strict policy against leaving people on “seen” – everyone deserves a response, even if it’s just a virtual hug emoji.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be stressed about is finding enough diamonds to build your dream castle. And remember, on our server, the only thing that’s contagious is laughter and fun!

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  • HappyCraft SMP – Instant Joy!

    HappyCraft SMP – Instant Joy!

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    Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, where the chickens wear diamond armor, and where the zombies break dance instead of attacking you. It’s a total wacky world where anything goes!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a pet wolf that can talk and tell jokes. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing funky music.

    Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

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  • Weaponized Toaster

    Weaponized Toaster

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the zombie apocalypse has taken over and the only way to survive is with the most random weapons at your disposal! Join us and see what crazy items fate has chosen for you to wield against the undead hordes.

    Imagine taking down zombies with a rubber chicken, a giant inflatable unicorn, or even a spoon! Who knew that everyday objects could become your saving grace in this chaotic world?

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures and become the ultimate survivor?

    Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and unpredictable zombie apocalypse adventure in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?)

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  • PunchCraft: Canada’s Populist Minecraft Server

    PunchCraft: Canada’s Populist Minecraft Server

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    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? come join our server where we have CRAZY antics and wild adventures waiting for you!

    we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens ready to protect it at all costs. but be careful, there’s a rumor that a giant mutant creeper roams the land, looking to explode on unsuspecting players!

    our community is like a big dysfunctional family, with players pulling pranks on each other and starting epic battles for no reason at all. you never know what will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

    so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules!

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  • TeslaCraft: MuskSaluteInvestigation

    TeslaCraft: MuskSaluteInvestigation

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    so, like, this server is so lit that even elon musk would salute it. imagine a world where the tesla factory is actually a secret entrance to a minecraft server full of epic builds and crazy adventures. the police are even investigating because they can’t handle how awesome it is. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a salute from elon himself.

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  • Modern Anarchy

    Modern Anarchy

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    Modern Anarchy Minecraft Server

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    Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

    • Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
    • No bans ever – only mutes for chat spam.

    Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

    • Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
    • Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

    World Exploration Extravaganza:

    • Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

    • Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
    • Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
    • Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

    Shape the Future with Direct Input:

    • Join our Discord and engage with the community.
    • Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
    • Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.
    • Multi-version compatibility using ViaVersion; you don’t need to be on 1.21.1 to join.

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