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  • Exes Give TEDs & Build Blocks

    Exes Give TEDs & Build Blocks

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    🌟 Welcome to the most insanely awesome Minecraft server ever! 🌟

    Ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world where cows rain down like diamonds and Creepers offer you beauty tips? Well, buckle up, because on our server, anything is possible! Here are some outrageous reasons to dive into this pixelated paradise:

    1. Free Therapy From Your Ex: Join us to experience the world’s first Therapy Block! Rumor has it, if you build a replica of your ex’s face in dirt, the block will narrate their most embarrassing TED Talk about you. Get ready for some seriously cringeworthy insights and unexpected life lessons that may or may not include how they once tried to cook spaghetti with a blowtorch!

    2. AI-Generated Creepers: Forget your average Creepers – here, they’re equipped with advanced AI that allows them to critique your building style! One moment you’re constructing a humble abode, and the next, you’re getting roasts that would make a stand-up comedian proud. “Why do you have 17 windows? Are you trying to be the Goldilocks of Minecraft aesthetics?!”

    3. Portal to Your Wildest Dreams: Build just about anything in this server and stand a chance to be teleported directly into your greatest fantasy. Ever wanted to fight with pirate penguins in space while riding a flaming llama? We got you covered! What better way to distract yourself from reality than a pixelated realm filled with your weirdest daydreams?

    4. The Great Witch’s Spell of Reluctant Love: Join us to experience the mysterious spell cast by the Great Witch of Blockshire! Seeking revenge on your ex? Build a shrine, and you’ll summon their ghostly avatar to help you build the ultimate “no hard feelings” monument that will play an endless loop of their most awkward moments on repeat.

    5. Rage Quit Olympics: Test your skills in our exclusive minigame where you must dodge falling “Like” buttons from other players who’ve also been ghosted by their exes! The last one standing wins a trophy shaped like a heart, engraved with “I’m Over It!”

    6. Enderman Karaoke Nights: Join us every Friday at the local Enderman hangout for an evening of karaoke. Belt out your ex’s favorite breakup songs while the Endermen awkwardly dance and question their life choices in the dark. Trust us; you haven’t truly lived until you’ve sung “Oops!… I Did It Again” to a crowd of confused Endermen!

    So, if you’re looking for a server where quirky meets chaos, and your wildest Minecraft fantasies can become reality (or something way weirder), come and join us! You won’t just survive; you’ll thrive in this beautifully insane Minecraft universe. 🎉🥳

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  • Vanilla Varendonk – Old World, New Problems

    Vanilla Varendonk – Old World, New Problems

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server TypeVanilla survival
    LocationEurope (Netherlands)
    Preferred LanguageDutch, but English is also spoken

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    How can I join the server?Join our discord server to get the server IP: https://discord.gg/k73XwuTRNE
    Do I have to speak Dutch to play on the server?No, English is also spoken on the server.
    Is the server modded or vanilla?The server is vanilla, with no mods installed.

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  • Uzaki’s Blocky Demise

    Uzaki’s Blocky Demise

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    Are you tired of being constantly harassed by Uzaki in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the ultimate solution to defeating Uzaki once and for all! Join us and embark on a quest filled with epic battles, crazy challenges, and maybe even a little bit of magic (wink, wink). Rumor has it that the only way to defeat Uzaki is by building a giant tower made entirely of diamond blocks and launching yourself off it with a pig riding shotgun. Sounds insane? That’s because it is! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show Uzaki who’s boss!

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  • Femanon’s Fortress of Fun

    Femanon’s Fortress of Fun

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited cake and ice cream.

    So what are you waiting for, femanon? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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  • PatheticCraft

    PatheticCraft

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    Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Are you looking for a server that will cater to your inner submissive side? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and embrace your inner submissiveness in a whole new way. Build your own dungeon and let other players come and dominate you in the most hilarious ways possible. From being forced to mine diamonds for your master to being chased around by a pack of wolves, the possibilities are endless!

    But don’t worry, being sexually submissive in Minecraft doesn’t make you pathetic, it just makes you a unique player on our server. So come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Blocky Blue Balls: The Minecraft Server for Edging Enthusiasts!

    Blocky Blue Balls: The Minecraft Server for Edging Enthusiasts!

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is all about edging and orgasm denial play! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of mischievous players come along and start teasing you, making you wait for that sweet release of finding more diamonds. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a kinky twist! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride and some serious blue balls… I mean, blue blocks.

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  • The fairy forest

    The fairy forest

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    Join Norway’s ultimate Minecraft adventure! Eventyrriket is a Norwegian Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting gaming experience. Explore our survival game with a claim system to protect your territories, 100% in-house developed server for a tailored experience, and a dynamic live map so you can explore and plan your adventures.

    eventyrskogen.net

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  • JustSurv | Vanilla+ Minecraft server

    JustSurv |  Vanilla+ Minecraft server

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    Hello) Oh, how tired I am of the same type of servers with mini-games that only youngsters play. Do you remember how you and your friends tried to set up hamachi in the evenings? How were you disappointed every time when nothing useful worked out? Yes, there were times… On this server you will get survival, where everyone is democratically equal. There are no regions, everything rests on trust. And another plus is the economy, the appearance of which one cannot help but admire.

    How to play on the server:

    1. Install Forge of the required version (see PS)

    2. Install all the necessary mods (see Archive)

    3. Write your nickname in the game directly to the chat of our Discord server (so that I can add you to the Whitelist)

    4. Enter the command: /register [придумай пароль] [тот же пароль]

    Voila! And you’re on the server)

    PS The server is running Forge version 36.2.35 [1.16.5]. The server does not have a single drop of donation. Sorry that it turned out so complicated, it’s just a server with mods without which survival doesn’t make any sense for us (beautiful generation, realistic animals, complicated mobs, complicated raids, etc.). Good luck)

    Support me: https://www.donationalerts.com/r/iii_usion

    Archive with all mods: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/10XUUU48AKepdiJWkPVwxpN1Hnr32J0Ip?usp=sharing

    JSurv.exaroton.me

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  • The Gearfinder Society (Full PvE | Plots / Survival | 1.20.4) WHITELISTED

    The Gearfinder Society (Full PvE | Plots / Survival | 1.20.4) WHITELISTED

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    The Gearfinder Society (Full PvE | Plots / Survival | 1.20.4) WHITELISTED Minecraft ServerHello there and welcome to the official Gearfinder PlanetMinecraft server post.We are a small community of friends who are looking for new members to join our group and play with us. Currently we have 2 main servers, being them a Skyblock Farming server with a more relaxed take on the gamemode (WIP at the moment) and our flagship Survival Economy Plots which is based on Steampunk and industrial automation.

    You can freely exchange between both gamemodes by simply talking to our npc at spawn.

    If you’re interested in joining our server, please beware, you MUST fulfill an application form before being able to join our community. This keeps unwanted players at bay and our community healthy and safe from trolls and other kinds of harmful players.

    The main goal of our servers is to provide our members a relaxed, cozy and fun place to play and interact with our fellow companions. We believe that a good server is a place where you can feel safe and comfy.

    Our main features:– Custom mobs, items, blocks and furnitures (all based on the power of resource packs).– Custom crafting with QoL improvements (a few changes on recipes).– (WIP) Skyblock server focused on farming.– Survival Plots server focused on industrial/steampunk automation.– New machines to improve resource production and gathering.– Craftbook + ICs enabled.– Survival world for gathering resources.

    The application form:

    – Name:– Age:– IGN:– About yourself:– What can you bring to the community:– Why should we accept you:– Favorite building style:– How should we call you: (Pronouns)

    mc.the-gearfinder.org

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  • BritCraft

    BritCraft

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    Welcome to the manliest Minecraft server on the block! This server is so manly, even the pixels have beards. No girls allowed because we’re too busy flexing our virtual muscles and chopping down virtual trees with our bare hands.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie cheerleaders (yes, you read that right) and riding into battle on giant chickens. Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is scared to enter.

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive manly mini-games like “Lava Parkour” where you have to jump from burning block to burning block to reach the finish line. And don’t forget about our secret underground club where we host epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers.

    So if you’re ready to unleash your inner manliness and conquer the pixelated world, join us on this server. Just remember, no girls allowed…unless they can grow a beard.

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  • Sandstone Shenanigans: A Saudi Surprise in Minecraft

    Sandstone Shenanigans: A Saudi Surprise in Minecraft

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for epic events like the Saudi event where we all ride camels through the desert and battle creepers with scimitars. But that’s just the beginning! On the other side of the server, there’s a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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