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Neytiri is Minecraft SMP
Neytiri is the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever stumble upon in your virtual life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that the diamonds in this server are actually enchanted with magical powers that make you fly like a chicken! Plus, the mobs here are not your average zombies and skeletons – they breakdance and sing Justin Bieber songs while trying to attack you. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw parties every night and give you free emeralds just for showing up! So what are you waiting for? Join Neytiri now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! -
The Legend of Minecraft SMP: Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo SMP 64
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you an adventure crazier than trying to beat the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo 64!Join us if you want to experience epic quests like finding the elusive Triforce hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its secrets and harness its power to rule over the land.
But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cucco Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you be able to outsmart these feathered fiends and claim victory for yourself?
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a Minecraft adventure that will have you saying, “Hey! Listen!” in no time. Join us today and become the hero of your own legend!
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Hair Genital Loincloth Land
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most outrageous adventures waiting for you! ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world where the Na’vi from Avatar wear loin cloths even though their genitals are in their hair? well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and a secret underground club where the creepers go to dance the night away.
if you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house), then this is the server for you! come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together. who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.
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SisSlayin’NoWay
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.Looking for a reason to join? How about the fact that we have a special “Sibling Survival” mode, where you can experience the joys and challenges of taking care of your 14-year-old sister while trying to build your dream house in California. Will you be able to balance your responsibilities and still have time to mine for diamonds? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers a unique “Parental Pressure” questline, where you must navigate the tricky waters of family expectations and financial obligations. Will you choose to support your sister’s education at the cost of your own dreams, or will you stand up for yourself and forge your own path? The choice is yours!
So come join us on our server and experience the ultimate blend of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who knew that building blocks could lead to such outrageous adventures?
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KimJongCraft
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we launch more missiles than North Korea! we got crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, just like a ballistic missile! join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Japan is shooketh by our mad skills, so you know it’s gonna be a blast! come on, what are you waiting for? launch yourself into our server and let the madness begin! -
Pixel Power Plant: A Shocking Solution
protonic materials, proton transfer, green energy, proton exchange membrane, energy storage technologyyo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got PROTON BATTERIES! yea u heard dat right, we ain’t messin around with regular old energy sources, we got da FUTURE up in here!imagine mining for diamonds while your PROTON BATTERY charges up, giving you unlimited power to build the most epic creations in all of minecraft history!
we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha cha slide, and villagers that drop mad loot like they’re Santa Claus on steroids.
join us on dis server and experience the wildest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft! trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? PROTON BATTERIES await!
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FreakCraft
FreakCraft Minecraft Server Minecraft Version: 1.17 Server Type: Vanilla IP Address: freakcraft.net Discord: Join our Discord server Overview
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft–server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Is there any plugins on the server?
A: No, FreakCraft is a pure vanilla server without any plugins.
Q: Can I use /tp or /sethome commands?
A: No, there are no teleportation or home set commands available on this server. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How often is the server updated?
A: The server is always on the latest stable vanilla jar version.
Q: Are technical Minecrafters welcomed on FreakCraft?
A: Yes, technical Minecraft players are welcomed on FreakCraft to challenge themselves with the quirks and challenges of true vanilla gameplay.
Q: Where can I find more information or engage with the community?
A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.
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Eternal Maidens 1.21.2
OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! We got all the canon non-virgin anime/manga girls you could ever dream of!They’re like, totally badass and not afraid to show off their skills in battle.
Plus, they’re all super hot and ready to kick some creeper butt with you.
Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with these fierce ladies and dominate the virtual world together!
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Glacier Microbe Madness
come join our epic minecraft server where the bacteria are the real stars of the show! forget about building houses and farming crops, here you can explore the diverse and region-specific bacterial microbiomes in glacier-fed streams! watch out for the climate-induced glacier shrinkage though, those pesky glaciers are always causing trouble for our bacterial buddies. join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!