Picture this: You log on and are immediately greeted by a giant ship floating in the sky, made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because we’re setting sail to the moon, baby! That’s right, we’re taking Minecraft to new heights (literally) and you can be a part of it.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ship Wars, where players battle it out on the high seas in epic ship-to-ship combat. Will you be a pirate plundering for treasure or a navy captain defending your ship with your life? The choice is yours!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest ship-building adventure this side of the blocky ocean. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a missile strikes nearby, causing the whole server to shake and explode in a fiery blaze of glory. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with extra explosions and drama!
Plus, the community on this server is lit AF. We got players from all over the world, coming together to survive and thrive in this insane post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. It’s like a reality show, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up every five seconds.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a sinking ferry in a Russian port, then come join us! Just watch out for those missile strikes, they can really put a damper on your mining adventures. Let’s get this party started, y’all!
join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!!! trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. plus, who doesn’t want to pretend they’re in russia launching a giant gas facility while playing minecraft?? it’s like a dream come true, but in block form.
so what are you waiting for?? come join us and start your adventure on the world’s largest floating LNG facility under military protection minecraft server!! it’s gonna be LIT 🔥🔥🔥
also, did u know that playing on our server can actually make u better at minecraft? yeah, it’s true! we’ve had players who couldn’t even build a dirt hut when they started, but now they’re like, master builders or something. it’s crazy!
oh, and get this – on our server, if u find a diamond, a real diamond will magically appear in ur inventory! i know, it sounds impossible, but trust me, it’s totally true. so come join us and start mining for those diamonds!
and last but not least, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. yeah, that’s right, the legendary herobrine! so if u wanna challenge him to a duel or something, u better join our server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!
| Server Owners | 1aiden2 and IAmSpade |
|---|---|
| Latest Update | 1.18.2 |
| Discord Link | https://discord.gg/cSDXpeBr |
Yes, you can join the server with any Minecraft version, but the server’s latest update is 1.18.2.
The server features a 60 million block world border.
Yes, the first 10,000 blocks are vanilla terrain, but after that, it is generated by terralith and tectonic, adding an interesting twist to the world.
No, the server has never been wiped, and there are no plans to do so in the future. It is a long-term server.
Join us and experience the joys of trading women like commodities, fulfilling all your needs without the hassle of modern society. Say goodbye to porn and OnlyFans, and hello to a world where women only have one husband and give birth to obedient children.
Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to escape the chaos of the real world and immerse yourself in a society where men reign supreme. Join our server now and start living the dream!
But wait, there’s more! Our game features adaptive weather systems, because who doesn’t love a good thunderstorm while trying to build a house? And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics – we’ve got a free-to-play model with all the microtransactions your heart desires. Want a sparkly unicorn skin for your character? We’ve got you covered.
Join us on the Lottie server (NA East) and prepare for the wildest adventures of your Minecraft life. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll accidentally turn into a chicken during a boss fight. The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!
We promise that no one will complain about you getting virtual money for ice cream, and you won’t have to deal with any siblings giving away diamonds to their exes. Our server is drama-free, unlike the real world where parents threaten legal action over loans.
Join us now and let’s build a world where the only tension is from creeper explosions and not family disputes. Who needs real-life problems when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Don’t let your siblings waste your virtual money on substances, come play with us instead!
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or how about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of melons? On our server, anything is possible!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and even a group of llamas that have formed their own political party. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just remember, the only rule on our server is that there are no rules. Let the chaos begin!
join us for the most insane adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords and riding pigs into battle. we’ve got secret caves filled with treasure and hidden villages with friendly villagers who will trade with you for the rarest items.
plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we’ve got players from all over the world, all coming together to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!