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  • MommaNeedsAGriefer

    MommaNeedsAGriefer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a wacky household full of characters that will make you laugh until your blocky head falls off! Join us and meet M20, F43, M22, and M4 as they navigate through the chaos of making rent by selling nauseating body products.

    Our server is like no other, with drama, procrastination, and questionable business decisions at every turn. Will you help M20’s mom make rent by making her products, even though they make you want to hurl? Or will you sit back and watch the madness unfold as loans to mysterious men and last-minute rushes threaten to tear the household apart?

    Join us for a wild ride filled with scented products, late orders, and family dynamics that will leave you scratching your blocky head in confusion. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of entertainment on our server? So come on in and see if you’re the AITA for not helping out in this crazy Minecraft world!

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  • GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

    GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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  • GrossOutGang Minecraft SMP

    GrossOutGang Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of seeing gross stuff in public? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and never have to witness another gross thing again! Our server is so clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so sparkly, they make even the most hardened miner shed a tear of joy. So come join us and say goodbye to grossness forever!

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  • YuckyEatsCraft

    YuckyEatsCraft
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

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  • NopeTastyCraft

    NopeTastyCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!

    Join us and discover the secret ingredient that will make you go “nope” faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our server is so wild and wacky, it’s like a buffet of chaos and craziness.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a giant chicken swoops down and steals your blocks.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns all the water into hot sauce, because who needs boring old H2O when you can have a fiery fiesta in every river and lake?

    So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, once you taste our special ingredient, there’s no going back!

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  • PukeCraft: The Food Frenzy

    PukeCraft: The Food Frenzy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds!

    Join us and you’ll be feasting on a smorgasbord of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. We’ve got so much action-packed fun that you’ll feel like you’ve eaten one too many blocks of cheese and are about to explode with excitement!

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that will leave you feeling full of joy and laughter. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be queasy about is how much fun you’re having!

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  • BlockyBarfFest

    BlockyBarfFest
    Are you tired of witnessing gross things in public? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only disgusting thing you’ll see is the epic battles between players and giant, snot-dripping zombies! Trust us, you’ll never look at a public restroom the same way again after experiencing the chaos and mayhem on our server. So come join us and leave the real world grossness behind!

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