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  • MommaNeedsAGriefer

    MommaNeedsAGriefer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a wacky household full of characters that will make you laugh until your blocky head falls off! Join us and meet M20, F43, M22, and M4 as they navigate through the chaos of making rent by selling nauseating body products.

    Our server is like no other, with drama, procrastination, and questionable business decisions at every turn. Will you help M20’s mom make rent by making her products, even though they make you want to hurl? Or will you sit back and watch the madness unfold as loans to mysterious men and last-minute rushes threaten to tear the household apart?

    Join us for a wild ride filled with scented products, late orders, and family dynamics that will leave you scratching your blocky head in confusion. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of entertainment on our server? So come on in and see if you’re the AITA for not helping out in this crazy Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

    GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GrossOutGang Minecraft SMP

    GrossOutGang Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of seeing gross stuff in public? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and never have to witness another gross thing again! Our server is so clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so sparkly, they make even the most hardened miner shed a tear of joy. So come join us and say goodbye to grossness forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • YuckyEatsCraft

    YuckyEatsCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NopeTastyCraft

    NopeTastyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!

    Join us and discover the secret ingredient that will make you go “nope” faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our server is so wild and wacky, it’s like a buffet of chaos and craziness.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a giant chicken swoops down and steals your blocks.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns all the water into hot sauce, because who needs boring old H2O when you can have a fiery fiesta in every river and lake?

    So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, once you taste our special ingredient, there’s no going back!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PukeCraft: The Food Frenzy

    PukeCraft: The Food Frenzy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds!

    Join us and you’ll be feasting on a smorgasbord of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. We’ve got so much action-packed fun that you’ll feel like you’ve eaten one too many blocks of cheese and are about to explode with excitement!

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that will leave you feeling full of joy and laughter. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be queasy about is how much fun you’re having!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBarfFest

    BlockyBarfFest

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of witnessing gross things in public? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only disgusting thing you’ll see is the epic battles between players and giant, snot-dripping zombies! Trust us, you’ll never look at a public restroom the same way again after experiencing the chaos and mayhem on our server. So come join us and leave the real world grossness behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CheeseCraft: Where even the ‘disgusting’ becomes deliciously fun!

    CheeseCraft: Where even the ‘disgusting’ becomes deliciously fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of unseasoned chicken? Well, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, that would be messy)!

    Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, even the sheep have style!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant chicken and challenging players to epic dance-offs. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance Blocky Bob, he will grant you three wishes. Just make sure one of those wishes isn’t for more dance-offs, because that guy never gets tired!

    And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Lava Surfing” mini-game, where players can ride on a surfboard made of obsidian while dodging flaming zombies and lava flows. It’s like a day at the beach, but with more danger and less sunscreen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MorallyMinecraft

    MorallyMinecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how sum peeps think they all high n mighty but then they act like total jerks? well, dis server is da total opposite of dat! we all about havin fun n bein silly, no judgy mcjudgersons allowed here!

    join dis server if u wanna build a giant toilet house or ride a pig into battle. we got crazy mini-games like “sheep jousting” and “creeper dodgeball”. plus, our community is so wacky and wild, u never know what kinda shenanigans will happen next!

    forget about all da serious servers out there, come join us for a good time and lots of laughs. who needs morals when u got memes and mayhem? join now and let’s get weird together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TubercraftSA: Risky Business

    TubercraftSA: Risky Business

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, if you wanna avoid getting TB in South Africa, you should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server! we got magical potions that can protect you from all them nasty germs, like seriously, you’ll be safer here than in a bubble wrap factory! Plus, we got this secret underground bunker where you can hide out if things get real sketchy. Trust me, you don’t wanna mess with TB, but you do wanna mess with this server! Join now and stay safe, my dudes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP