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  • BlockyBarfCraft

    BlockyBarfCraft
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 9905
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever accidentally eaten a spider while mining for diamonds? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or stumbling upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

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  • GrossCraft Minecraft Server

    GrossCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 421
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world.

    Have you ever had to fight off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’ve had to navigate a maze filled with exploding sheep? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    But that’s not all – we also have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging through mountains of dirt and lava just to find a single diamond. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant squids armed with laser beams!

    So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even encounter a talking pig who will challenge you to a dance-off.

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  • HateEats Minecraft Server

    HateEats Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 6555
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 406
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for not liking the same food as everyone else? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole community of players who share your disdain for popular foods! Join us and bond over your mutual hatred for pineapple on pizza, or the abomination that is raisins in cookies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who once defeated an army of evil carrots in a battle for vegetable supremacy. Join us and witness epic food fights, where players hurl virtual tomatoes at each other in a quest for culinary dominance.

    So if you’re looking for a place where you can freely express your food preferences without fear of judgement, look no further than our Minecraft server. Join us today and let your taste buds run wild!

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  • AdorablyAnnoying Minecraft Server

    AdorablyAnnoying Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 5940
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Star Shards Collected: 195
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of those pesky villagers constantly getting in your way and stealing your stuff? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve replaced all the villagers with adorable but super annoying penguins! These little guys will waddle around, squawk at you, and even try to steal your diamonds! Join now for a chance to experience the chaos of Penguin Village and see if you can survive their cuteness overload!

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  • PottyCraft: The Cringe Chronicles

    PottyCraft: The Cringe Chronicles
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 578
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6917 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Crops Grown: 8036
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever walked into a public restroom and thought, “Wow, this place could really use some Minecraft magic”? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your bathroom woes!

    Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter toilets that flush diamonds, sinks that dispense golden apples, and showers that rain down enchanted potions. Say goodbye to boring old public restrooms and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our Minecraft server.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon in one of the stalls, where players can battle it out with mobs while sitting on the porcelain throne. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a legendary toilet paper sword that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious public restroom adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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  • KimoiCraft Minecraft Server

    KimoiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 4208
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s get this party started! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of kimoi-ness.

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  • VileCraft: Where even the creepers are disgusted by our creations!

    VileCraft: Where even the creepers are disgusted by our creations!
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 7127
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 4799 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic battles against hordes of killer bunnies, build a house out of flying pigs, and ride a llama into battle against a giant zombie chicken boss.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground where all the mobs go to dance the night away.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Pixel Pervs

    Pixel Pervs
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 7898
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Farms Harvested: 357 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Alien Abductions: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only smell you’ll encounter is the sweet scent of victory! Unlike sitting next to two women doused in makeup and perfume, our server is a fragrance-free zone.

    Join us for epic adventures and battles in a world where the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ gameplay. Our community is filled with players who smell like success and determination, not overpowering scents that make you want to hurl.

    So come on and join us, where the only thing you’ll be throwing up is your hands in victory! Because on our server, the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ defeat.

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  • CheeseCraft: Where even the ‘disgusting’ becomes deliciously fun!

    CheeseCraft: Where even the ‘disgusting’ becomes deliciously fun!
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 7988
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Chimeras Created: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 60 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of unseasoned chicken? Well, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, that would be messy)!

    Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, even the sheep have style!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant chicken and challenging players to epic dance-offs. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance Blocky Bob, he will grant you three wishes. Just make sure one of those wishes isn’t for more dance-offs, because that guy never gets tired!

    And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Lava Surfing” mini-game, where players can ride on a surfboard made of obsidian while dodging flaming zombies and lava flows. It’s like a day at the beach, but with more danger and less sunscreen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

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  • Stinky Steve’s LOLcraft Server

    Stinky Steve’s LOLcraft Server
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 6033
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, smelly Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so fresh and clean, even this guy KEK agrees that it stinks! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

    Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 3781
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

    But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

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  • Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

    Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 1442
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 148

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

    Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

    But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

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  • Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

    Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 8496
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

    Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

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  • SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

    SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 1513
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Zombie Dances: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

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  • SplashCraft Minecraft Server

    SplashCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 9958
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Animals Bred: 195 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Mines Excavated: 3873 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

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  • The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

    The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 1375
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Villages Defended: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

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  • Game On Minecraft Server

    Game On Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 768
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3454 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

    Join us now and experience the most insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with your favorite video game character!

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  • Dolphins @ Packers Thanksgivingbowl Minecraft SMP Thread

    Dolphins @ Packers Thanksgivingbowl Minecraft SMP Thread
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 7417
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

    Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 5393
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

    So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!

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  • BTC 2013 Sold 2018 Minecraft SMP

    BTC 2013 Sold 2018 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 3020
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a financial flop like this guy who sold his Bitcoin too early? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can become a virtual millionaire by mining virtual diamonds and trading with virtual villagers! Who needs real-life investments when you can be rolling in Minecraft riches?

    Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the player unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. But beware, as the evil Ender Dragon lurks in the shadows, waiting to steal your loot and crush your dreams.

    So why waste your time with boring real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual billionaire? Don’t be a financial flop like that guy who sold his Bitcoin too early – join us today and start your journey to Minecraft riches!

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