Once upon a time, a group of chaparral yuccas decided to start their own Minecraft server. These spiky plants were tired of being overlooked in the desert, so they created a virtual world where they could thrive and show off their true potential.
Now, you might be thinking, “But I’m not a chaparral yucca, why would I want to join this server?” Well, let me tell you, these yuccas are the coolest, most welcoming group of plants you’ll ever meet. They’ll teach you how to build the most epic cactus houses, mine for diamonds with their sharp spines, and even ride on the backs of desert tortoises for epic adventures.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the chaparral yuccas rule and the fun never ends! Who knew plants could be so entertaining?
Join us for epic ant battles where you can ride on the backs of giant ants and conquer the land! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the ants like to break it down and show off their sick dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen an ant doing the worm!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our ant-tastic Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ant queen – she’s a real diva and she doesn’t like to be disturbed during her beauty sleep.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary River God, a giant squid who guards the waters and challenges players to epic underwater battles. Defeat the River God and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready to be taken to the river in the most literal sense possible. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking penguins who give out enchanted weapons.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old normal servers when you can be a part of this wacky world above New Zealand?
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our owl wife is not just any ordinary owl. She’s a master builder who can create the most jaw-dropping structures with just a flap of her wings. Plus, she’s a total fashionista with a wardrobe that would make even the most stylish Enderman jealous.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden nuggets.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of owl romance. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they tend to get a little too excited around TNT.
Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof and a golden carrot. Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of creepers using nothing but his oinking charm and a diamond sword.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the elusive Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with poultry in ways that will leave you clucking with laughter. Join us and witness the magic of chickens laying golden eggs and performing synchronized dances.
So why wait? Leave your autumn woes behind and join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with sunshine, laughter, and a whole lot of pixelated fun!
Join us for a wild ride where the only tax you’ll have to worry about is the tax on your creativity. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with llamas who will never judge you for your questionable building choices.
Forget about healthcare, here you can respawn as many times as you want without any pesky medical bills. And as for gender equality, well, let’s just say our cows don’t care what gender you identify as when you’re trying to milk them.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join us now and let the insanity begin!
Welcome to the creators of the SkyWheels server! We would like to tell you about our small project.
This is survival in a skyblock world with mods, where everyone has their own personal island for comfortable play alone or with invited friends. You start development with a small territory, which can be expanded indefinitely (of course, if you don’t remember other players…) and build your own personal paradise!
But not everything is so simple: you will have to survive in a world of limited resources and hordes of monsters hunting for you! And you can forget about the resources that fell into the abyss forever! Nature and technology will help you on your difficult path! Break the cobblestones and crush them into powder! Sift through the trash and get the valuables! Kill mobs and get loot! Build cars from Create! Process resources in Mekanism! Let the rivers of mana flow from Botania! Everything is in your hands!
Visit us on Discord https://discord.gg/emd7yVeeKp and follow the developing server!
We wish everyone a successful game! We are waiting for you on the server!
PS The server is currently at the alpha stage, which means that errors, bugs and shortcomings can (and will) occur here. Report any problems you find and they will be fixed as soon as possible! We are also waiting for your questions and suggestions regarding the server.
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Join us and become the legendary player who built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or the fearless warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Your exploits will be talked about for generations to come!
So why settle for mediocrity when you can be a Minecraft superstar on our server? Join now and start creating your own epic tales that will go down in blocky history!
imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.
plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of craziness. And don’t worry, we promise not to let the conquistadors take over the server…or do we? Muahahaha! So come on, senooooor, join us and see what madness awaits in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
Join us for a year and a half of non-stop drama and resentment as you try to navigate the delicate balance of supporting a grown adult who refuses to lift a finger. Watch as your relationship with your SO is put to the ultimate test, all while questioning if you’re just being grumpy and irritable or if your feelings are actually valid.
But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the thrill of constantly being labeled as the asshole, even by your own family members, for simply wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. And don’t forget about the joy of supplying everything for their upkeep while they contribute absolutely nothing.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate test of patience and sanity!
Imagine a world where your boyfriend is off at military boot camp, leaving you to fend off a girl named Pam who just can’t seem to get enough of him. She’s posting sobbing videos, causing chaos, and you’re caught in the middle of it all. Will you set boundaries and stand your ground, or will you let the drama take over?
Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate soap opera in Minecraft form. Will Pam and Dan’s friendship survive? Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of teenage drama? Find out on our server, where every block you break could lead to a new scandal!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane story – join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama!
Version > 1.9-1.21
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No byte for donation
2. No lags
3. Friendly admins
4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountain (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Things for X lvl
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru
❤️ Website: MineRich.ru
⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR
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But that’s not all! We also have a Singularity Repair Support Campaign where you can earn special rewards by completing quests and challenges. And don’t forget about our Advanced Quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits.
Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that we have a Coin Calculator that will help you become the richest player on the server! Or our Damage Calculator that will make sure you’re always one step ahead in battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are on a mission to rid the gaming world of all things inappropriate. Legend has it that if you join our SMP, you will be granted the power to summon a llama army to protect you from any unwanted advances.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most epic battle against pixelated porn that the gaming world has ever seen!