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Pixel Pollution & Parkour
Minecraft Nature Fun
do u ever feel like ur brain is a potato? well come join our minecraft server and get some nature exposure, even if it’s just for 10 minutes! u’ll be feelin’ like a whole new person, trust me.we did a meta analysis and found out that just a lil bit of nature can do wonders for adults with mental illness. so why not come join us and get ur dose of nature therapy while playin’ some blocky games?
u’ll be buildin’ ur own little virtual paradise while gettin’ all the benefits of bein’ outside. it’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds. so come on over and let’s get crafty together!
GreenZoneCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and your brain stays sharper for longer! if you live in a neighborhood with low SES, this server is perfect for you because it will make your brain go brrrrrr! imagine being able to remember where you left your diamonds for once, thanks to all the greenness around you. and don’t worry about the highly populated neighborhoods, we have plenty of space for everyone to build their dream base. so come on over and experience the cognitive benefits of our green paradise!