Natural MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PlantCraftBonanza

sustainable, regenerative agriculture, grass fed beef, animal welfare, healthy

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of beef and the cows eat dirt! our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pickaxe off all day long. build a house out of bacon blocks, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie chickens with your trusty diamond carrot sword.

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you find a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? our community is full of crazies like you, so come on in and let’s get weird together. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most bonkers, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where grass fed beef is a plant-based food?

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SmellCraft: Where even your farts are protected!

Protection, biology, Insulating, insulation, odor

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got unicorns dat poop rainbows and llamas dat can fly. u can build a house out of cheese and ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombie villagers. we even have a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. plus, our mods are actually wizards who can grant u wishes like unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon. so come on, join da fun and let’s make some epic memories together!

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PurrCraft: Double Regen Rate

PurrCraft, Slow, wellness, healing, biology

hey u! ya u! r u tired of ur slow regeneration rate in minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! imagine if a cat’s purr could double ur regeneration rate in the game! u would be unstoppable! join our server and experience the power of the purr! u’ll be healing faster than u can say “meow”! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret cat shrine hidden deep in the server, u’ll unlock the ability to summon an army of purring cats to fight by ur side! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the purring begin!

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FaunaFragrance Minecraft Server

FaunaFragrance, Natural, Nature, fauna scent, wildlife

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like sweaty gamers and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like a magical blend of unicorn farts and freshly baked cookies! Yes, you heard that right – Fauna smells like pure enchantment!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Join us and become a part of their wacky adventures as they navigate through political intrigue and hilarious mishaps.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and the occasional pair of enchanted golden pants! So come join us and experience the wild and whimsical world of Fauna – where the smell is just the beginning!

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SmellCraft3000

Natural, intoxicating, delightful, scent, pleasant

Forget about flowers, freshly baked bread, or even a nice cup of coffee. The best smell in the world is the scent of diamonds in our Minecraft server! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so rich in diamonds that the air is literally infused with their sparkling aroma. Join us and breathe in the luxury!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that poop out golden nuggets. That’s right, you can literally farm gold just by standing under these majestic creatures as they soar through the sky. Who needs a regular old pig farm when you can have a golden poop farm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly yeti? These fluffy giants will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they give great hugs!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wonders of diamond-scented air, golden poop farms, and yeti bodyguards. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

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CraftyCapitalism Minecraft Server

economic inequality, CraftyCapitalism, unsustainable, economic system, social injustice

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a giant zombie with a diamond sword. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Or when someone accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake that attracted hordes of hungry zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server, where infinite growth is not just a goal, it’s a way of life.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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SMPcassandraNOVA Minecraft SMP – The Villain Who Couldn’t Even Craft a Diamond Sword

destroy, relationship drama, sword, Mission, Diamond

Are you tired of the same old boring villains in Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server has a villain that will blow your mind! Picture this: Morena Baccarin playing a Domino variant who is out to destroy the multiverse and all other versions of Wade Wilson. Why, you ask? Because she had a falling out with her universe’s Wade Wilson and now she’s on a mission to wreak havoc. It’s like a soap opera meets a superhero movie, and you get to be a part of it!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to team up with Deadpool himself and take down this insane villain. Who knows what crazy adventures and plot twists await you in this wacky world? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic and absurdly entertaining. Join now and let the chaos begin!

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VoiceCraft: Finding Your Default

Communication, finding, Natural, Perception, Sound

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. It was wild, man! And if you join, you might just stumble upon that same portal and have the time of your life!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players travel from all corners of the virtual world just to catch a glimpse of it. Rumor has it that if you find the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic quest for the Diamond Chicken!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the infamous Troll Bridge, where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face being tossed into a pit of lava. It’s a real hoot, let me tell ya! So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? The possibilities are endless!

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BoobiesAwayCraft

undermine, social settings, reactions, valid concerns, unsupported

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of mischievous cows invade your land. But fear not, because our server is equipped with magical cow-repelling powers that will have those pesky bovines running for the hills in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this insane story? One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you read that right – cheese! But instead of panicking, they embraced their cheesy fate and threw the most epic cheese-themed party the server had ever seen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the legendary Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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Normie95% Minecraft SMP

Natural, self-control, coping mechanisms, SELF AWARENESS, societal norms

Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by disgusting people who have lost all sense of shame due to their excessive drug use, porn addiction, and internet obsession? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of depravity! Join us and escape the clutches of the unholy trinity of drugs, porn, and internet usage. Our server is a safe haven for normies like you who still have a shred of decency left in them. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the filth and debauchery that plagues the rest of the internet. Join us now and reclaim your dignity in the most lolzy way possible!

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