SensationalVibesMC SMP

Awareness, best, Body, comfort, Experience, feeling, mindfulness, mindfulness exercise, mindfulness practice, mindfulness techniques, Natural, non-drug related, non-sexual, physical sensation, Pleasure, Relaxation, Sensation, SensationalVibesMC, Sensory, smp, Touch

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Buildings Constructed:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Star Shards Collected:	266	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it’s a thrill like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!

TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

1.21.1, Adventure, Archive, base, building, Chill, Community, Discord, Environment, Excavation, Friends, Gathering, greying, Join, knowledge, list, Materials, Memories, Minecraft, Natural, scenery, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smaller server, Technology, TreePaunch

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	82	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

TreePaunch Minecraft Server Overview

Description
TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game.
Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days
Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment
Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of builds are allowed on the server?

A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.

Q: How can I access old worlds or archives on the server?

A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

OpenDoorPoopCraft

bathroom, bodily functions, comfort, door open, Etiquette, freedom, habits, health, home, hygiene, mindfulness, Natural, OpenDoorPoopCraft, personal space, pooping, privacy, Relaxation, Release, satisfaction, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pooping with the door open is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds while sitting on the toilet in-game. It’s a multi-tasker’s dream come true!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, a mysterious figure who rules over all bathroom-related activities. Rumor has it that if you impress him with your building skills, he will grant you the power to summon toilets at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of pooping with the door open like never before!

Wild Animals Die Of Natural Causes

Animal Behavior, animal kingdom, animal population, animal welfare, Animals, Biodiversity, Circle of life, conservation, death, Die, ecological impact, ecosystem, environmental balance, mortality, Natural, natural causes, Nature, predator-prey relationship, species extinction, Wild, wild animals, wildlife, wildlife management, wildlife preservation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Votes:	8665
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

join our epic minecraft server where wild animals die of natural causes. that’s right, no more boring hunting for food, just wait for the animals to keel over and feast on their carcasses. it’s like a never-ending buffet of free meat, all thanks to our magical server settings.

but that’s not all, folks. we’ve got flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking chickens that give out life advice, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be your friend.

plus, our admins are all trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their wacky antics and ridiculous pranks. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come on down to our server and join the fun. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world.

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

calories, diet, Exercise, fad diets, fat, FITNESS, Food, healthy, Lifestyle, Misconception, misleading, Moderation, Natural, nutrition, organic, processed foods, smp, Sugar, superfoods, UnhealthyEatsMC, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Lighting up your Minecraft life with IgniteMC, where mods and connections collide!

collide, Community, Connections, Discord, Environment, EXCITEMENT, experiences, gameplay, Growing, IgniteMC, integrations, LATEST, Life, lighting, long term, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Mods, Natural, Performance, Server, Stability, Support, transparency, Unique, vision

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

About Us

ReigniteMC is a no-pay-to-win Minecraft community that launched in 2024. We promote a friendly environment for all players and have a big emphasis on performance and providing unique gameplay experiences.

Our Promises

Reliable stability, and well-performing servers with 24/7 uptime.
Dedicated support through Discord and in-game.
Long-Term availability.
Natural, yet exciting experiences.
Latest and greatest modpacks.
Custom integrations, clear vision and transparency.

Want to take part in a growing community? Want a server providing unique experiences? Join Us Today

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is ReigniteMC?	ReigniteMC is a no-pay-to-win Minecraft community that focuses on providing unique gameplay experiences and a friendly environment for all players.
When did ReigniteMC launch?	ReigniteMC launched in 2024.
What are the promises of ReigniteMC?	ReigniteMC promises reliable stability, dedicated support, long-term availability, exciting experiences, latest modpacks, and custom integrations.
How can I join ReigniteMC?	You can join ReigniteMC by clicking on the link provided above or visiting our Discord server.

Welcome to TheosisMC, where dying is just a natural part of the game! Come join the chaos in our hardcore survival multiplayer world!

auction house, Chaos, cosmetic perks, crowbar, Custom Items, discord server, Donator Rank, Dying, Economy, Game, Griefing, Hardcore, in-game shops, Join, Land claiming, multiplayer, Natural, non pay-to-win, part, player-driven, Semi Vanilla, server address, Soup of Life, Survival, theosismc, trade system, trusted members, Vip, world

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

TheosisMC Server Overview

Feature	Description
Economy	Player-driven economy with trade system and auction house
Land Claiming	Protect your base and add trusted members to your claim
Custom Items	Crowbar and Soup of Life, available for purchase

FAQ

What is TheosisMC?

TheosisMC is a hardcore survival multiplayer Minecraft server with added features to enhance gameplay and promote multiplayer interactions.

How does the economy work?

The economy is player-driven, with no in-game shops. Players buy and sell items to each other using a trade system and auction house. Coins are obtained through looting chests and killing monsters.

How does land claiming work?

Players can claim areas of land to protect their builds from griefing. Claim owners can add trusted members to their claims, but claims are deleted if the owner dies.

What are the custom items?

The Crowbar can be used to acquire monster spawners, while the Soup of Life grants an additional heart of health when consumed. Both items are sold through in-game shops.

Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?

No, TheosisMC features a single cosmetic donator rank, VIP, and will never become pay-to-win.

Where can I join the server?

You can join the server at play.theosismc.com

Is there a Discord server?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR

PlantCraftBonanza

animal welfare, carbon footprint, eco-friendly, environmentally-friendly, ETHICAL, Farm to Table, Food, grass fed beef, healthy, high quality, Locally Sourced, Natural, nutrient-dense, organic, pasture-raised, Plant-Based, PlantCraftBonanza, protein source, regenerative agriculture, sustainable, Whole Foods

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of beef and the cows eat dirt! our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pickaxe off all day long. build a house out of bacon blocks, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie chickens with your trusty diamond carrot sword.

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you find a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? our community is full of crazies like you, so come on in and let’s get weird together. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most bonkers, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where grass fed beef is a plant-based food?

SmellCraft: Where even your farts are protected!

anatomy, biology, Body, farts, Function, Good, health, human body, hygiene, Insulating, insulation, internal smells, Lucky, Natural, odor, olfactory, physiology, protected, Protection, scent, SmellCraft, Smells, System

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got unicorns dat poop rainbows and llamas dat can fly. u can build a house out of cheese and ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombie villagers. we even have a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. plus, our mods are actually wizards who can grant u wishes like unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon. so come on, join da fun and let’s make some epic memories together!

PurrCraft: Double Regen Rate

Animals, biology, Body, cat, double, Doubling, effect, Feline, healing, health, Natural, Pets, physiology, purr, PurrCraft, Rate, REGEN, Regeneration, research, Science, Slow, UNNOTICED, wellness

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magic Items Found:	2475	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of ur slow regeneration rate in minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! imagine if a cat’s purr could double ur regeneration rate in the game! u would be unstoppable! join our server and experience the power of the purr! u’ll be healing faster than u can say “meow”! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret cat shrine hidden deep in the server, u’ll unlock the ability to summon an army of purring cats to fight by ur side! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the purring begin!

BoyfriendBossMC

boyfriend as doctor, boyfriend as support, boyfriend in appointments, boyfriend in consultations, boyfriend in control appointment, boyfriend in doctor appointments, boyfriend in healthcare, boyfriend in hospital, boyfriend in internship, boyfriend in medical appointments, boyfriend in medical field, boyfriend in medical school, boyfriend in surgery, boyfriend in surgery appointment, boyfriend support, BoyfriendBossMC, controlling boyfriend, doctor appointments, doctor boyfriend, medical student boyfriend

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mines Excavated:	2452	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in healing through laughter! Just like how this girl’s boyfriend helped her through her nose surgery, we will help you navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft with our expert guidance.

Join us for a truly unique experience where you can bring your partner along for all your virtual adventures. Need help fighting off creepers? No problem, your boyfriend can step in and save the day just like he saved this girl from her panic during doctor appointments.

And don’t worry about your friend judging you for letting your boyfriend see inside your nose – on our server, we embrace all the weird and wonderful things that make us who we are. Plus, who wouldn’t want a partner who can handle a little nose exploration?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether your friend will be jealous of all the fun you’re having!

FilmGeekMinecraftSMP

cinematic hidden gems, cinematic hidden treasures, FilmGeekMinecraftSMP, forgotten films, hidden cinematic gems, hidden film treasures, hidden gems, hidden movie gems, hidden movie treasures, lesser-known films, obscure movies, overlooked classics, overlooked gems, overlooked movies, sleeper hits, under-the-radar films, underappreciated cinema, underrated films, underrated masterpieces, underrated movies, undiscovered films

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the admins are actually secret agents trying to save the world from an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right, chickens. But don’t worry, we also have epic quests, insane parkour challenges, and a hidden underground disco club where the villagers like to party. So if you’re looking for a server that’s more like a blockbuster movie than a regular old Minecraft world, come join us and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!

MineNSFWSecrets

adult content, Confessions, explicit, fantasies, Forbidden, hidden desires, INTIMATE, Kinky, lustful, Men, MineNSFWSecrets, Naughty, NSFW, Personal, Private, reddit, REVEALING, secret, Sexuality, taboo, Uncensored

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5386	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	767	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is like no other, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprise mobs). Our NSFW secret? We have a secret underground hot tub where players can relax and unwind after a long day of building and exploring.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and fun. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a pig!

NanoMinecraftCreature

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2266
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have creatures the size of a dust grain found hiding in California’s Mono Lake!!! they are so tiny you need a magnifying glass to see them but they are super cute and will be your best minecraft buddies!!! they love to build tiny houses and ride on the back of chickens around the server!!! join now to meet these microscopic marvels and have the tiniest adventures ever!!! 🐔🏠🔬

Just another vanilla server with a fancy name and a sprinkle of spice… stay whitelisted, my friends!

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Crafting, Discord, diverse players, Dragon Elytra Drops, enjoy minecraft, Fancy, Friends, global player base, Grief Protection, high-quality community, latest features, like-minded individuals, measures in place, Nether, PVP Event, redstone engineer, Server, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, small friendly group, smp, Spice, sprinkle, stay, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information
Version	1.21
Mods
Community Focus	We are a small, friendly group of players who love building, adventuring, and working together on community projects.
Grief Protection	Measures in place to protect builds from griefers

Why Join Us?

Join our active and diverse player base for a fun and community-focused Minecraft experience. Participate in server-wide events and enjoy a high-quality gaming environment.

How to Join

Join us on DISCORD to get started in the Ordinary SMP world!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with added mods for extra features.
How do I get whitelisted?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we have server-wide events such as PVP contests, build contests, and community projects.

WhineCraft Server: Life Sucks, Let’s Game!

apartment, autistic, Bed.., building, cooked, DESPERATE, Game, hitting on, Lets, Life, normal-ish, people, room, Rude, schizophrenia, senior citizens, Server, shutin, Situation, Social Interaction, social interactions, Socialize, SUCKS, tripcode, WhineCraft, Whining

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Towns Built:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from the senior citizens hitting on them and schizophrenic girls mistaking their aura for homicidal intent.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.

Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPixelatedFlicks – Minecraft SMP

arthouse, black and white films, cinema classics, cinematic masterpieces, classic cinema, film analysis, film appreciation, film buffs, film community, Film Critics, film discussion, film enthusiasts, Film history, film recommendations, Film Reviews, foreign films, independent cinema, Minecraft, movie lovers, post-war films, smp, SMPixelatedFlicks

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who join our server will have a chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the opportunity to become filthy rich, but you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that gives you the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the skies of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, fellow adventurers!

StepSass Minecraft Server

brotherhood, children, coping, DATING, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, Grief, Minecraft, Motherhood, overreacting, parenting, relationships, remarriage, resilience, Server, socializing, step-family, StepSass, support network, support system, Therapy, widowed

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so this Minecraft server is like a family reunion gone wrong, but in a hilarious way! Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a 46-year-old dad who’s slaying zombies with his two sons while juggling therapy sessions and babysitters. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

But wait, it gets better. The dad’s mom and older brother are constantly nagging him to find a new Minecraft partner because apparently, his kids need a mother figure in the game. 🙄 Like, seriously? Can’t a dad and his sons just mine diamonds in peace without all this drama?

And get this, when the dad finally snaps and tells them off, his younger brother chimes in with an “amen” like he’s at a church service. 😂 It’s a whole mess, but in a good way!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s got more family drama than a soap opera, then this is the place to be! Join now for a laugh riot and maybe even pick up some parenting tips along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining? 🤪🎮 #FamilyDramaCraft #MinecraftMadness

MaritalCraft: Rage Quit Edition

anger, Argument, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Decision making, Driving, Edition, emotions, escalation, family, Kids, MaritalCraft, Neighborhood, parenting, QUIT, RAGE, relationships, residential street, road rage, Safety, screaming, Spouse, Walking

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life road rage incidents? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that stress behind as you dive into a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with crazy drivers and screaming matches. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even tame a virtual pet pig to keep you company.

And hey, if you ever feel like walking home in a fit of rage, you can do it here without anyone judging you! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can let loose and be yourself, no matter how ridiculous your actions may seem.

So come join us and leave all that real-world drama behind. Who needs road rage when you can have block rage instead? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

CheaterFinder in Minecraft SMP

CheaterFinder, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Animals Bred:	58	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Buildings Constructed:	47	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where drama unfolds like a soap opera!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, you discover your in-game partner has been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis to steal all your diamonds! Betrayal, heartbreak, and epic battles await you on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground faction of players who have been hoarding all the rare resources for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic raid?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us now! Who knows, you might just uncover a scandal that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your fellow players.

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