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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 9699 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8315 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 1942 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!
So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!