u gotta join this server, man. not only do u get to negotiate shady deals with world leaders, but u also get to fight off russian mobs trying to invade ur land. it’s like a mix of politics and survival, but with a minecraft twist. plus, u get to hang out with trump himself, building walls and making deals like a true blocky boss.
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But wait, there’s more. We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs. And every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and sing Kumbaya while wearing diamond armor. It’s like a magical experience, man.
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and get this, Trudeau is like, “nah bro, you can’t have our minerals” but on this server, we’re all about sharing the wealth. so come join us and be part of the most epic showdown between Trump and Trudeau you’ll ever see. plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking sheep. it’s wild, man.
oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!
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Experience the thrill of marriage counseling sessions where the husband (40m) accuses his wife of being jealous of voice recordings and the wife wonders if she’s the AH for not being closer to her stepdaughter. 😂
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Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build a new life for yourself, free from the demands of your ex and his ever-expanding family. No more back-to-school shopping for five kids, no more awkward interactions with his other children – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.
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But that’s not all! We also offer classes in Enderman fashion design, where you can learn how to accessorize with those stylish purple blocks. And don’t forget our underwater basket weaving course, perfect for when you need to relax after a hard day of mining.
So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). See you there, fellow blockheads!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and making alliances with other players. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine is scared to show his face here!
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we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!
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| Server IP | 198.244.176.183:25600 |
|---|---|
| Features | LevelledMobs, Lifesteal, TPA, Trading plugin, PVP disabled on spawn island |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is LevelledMobs? | LevelledMobs makes hostile mobs stronger and faster as you travel further from spawn, but they also drop more loot and exp. |
| How does Lifesteal work? | Lifesteal allows players to gain extra hearts by killing other players. Victims will lose a heart. You can craft hearts yourself, but they are expensive. Players can have up to 20 hearts, which decrease with every death. If one loses too many hearts, they will become eliminated and can only be revived by other players through a Revive Beacon. |
| Are there any special plugins available? | Yes, the server offers TPA (teleport) and Trading plugins to enhance gameplay experience. |
| Is PVP allowed on the spawn island? | No, PVP is disabled on the spawn island to provide a safe starting area for players. |
Welcome to our totally not sketchy Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t discuss, RP as, or ahem interact with your favorite Fire Emblem characters? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can do just that!
But wait, there’s more! We have a magical Draconic Time Crystal that will transport you to a world where beach sex with Fire Emblem princesses is the norm. And if that’s not enough, we have image downloading tools for all you aspiring sluts out there. Because who needs real relationships when you can just download images of your favorite characters, am I right?
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So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of fantasy, fun, and questionable decisions. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server.
Join us and never worry about your husband leaving you on your special day to work on someone else’s house. Our server is filled with surprises and excitement that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.
Don’t worry about feeling isolated or mentally exhausted, because on our server, you’ll have plenty of social interaction with players of all ages. And if you ever need a break from reality, just log on and escape to our virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft creations.
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