we got polar bears riding minecarts, penguins throwing snowballs at creepers, and a secret underground base where Putin himself plays Minecraft with a diamond pickaxe.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes and a snowman companion that tells dad jokes all day long.
don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to explore the frozen tundra with your new Russian buddies. JOIN NOW or risk missing out on all the icy shenanigans! 🐻❄️🤣
zelensky himself said, “come join us, we have the best parties in all of minecraft land. we have a secret village where all the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise. you never know who you’re talking to, man.”
so, like, if you wanna be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever, come join us. ukraine is where it’s at, baby.
imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while fighting off a horde of angry chickens. sounds crazy, right? well, on this server, anything is possible!
join us and be a part of the most epic battles u have ever seen. we’re talking dragons, zombies, and maybe even a few creepers thrown in for good measure.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? ya, we got that too.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around. trust me, u won’t regret it.
join dis server if you wanna be swimmin’ in riches like Scrooge McDuck! we got crazy events like a diamond hunt where you gotta dodge creepers and skeletons to find the hidden treasure! we also got a build battle where you gotta create the craziest, most epic structure to win epic loot!
but wait, there’s more! we got custom plugins that let you fly like a superhero, shoot fireballs like a dragon, and even turn into a freakin’ werewolf under the full moon! ain’t no other server out there like dis one, so come join the fun and let’s get this party started, y’all!
come join our server and, like, mine all the minerals u want without any crazy US troops trying to steal them from u. we’ve got, like, diamonds for days and emeralds galore. plus, we have this super cool underground base that’s, like, impossible to find unless u know the secret password (spoiler alert: it’s “minecraftrox”).
so, like, forget about all that drama in ukraine and come hang out with us on our epic minecraft server. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about some silly minerals. let’s mine and build and have a blast together!
Join our server for all the drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a Minecraft world. Build your own empire and fight for your right to mine those precious minerals. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of Minecraft Ukraine! Just kidding, that’s not a thing, but it would be pretty hilarious, right?
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see where it takes you. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some hidden secrets and become the richest player on the server. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh at all the crazy shenanigans that go down. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!
but get this, the president of ukraine, zelensky, he straight up refuses to sign this document giving 50% of all the minerals to the US! what a legend, amirite?
join our server and help zelensky protect the precious minerals from those sneaky americans! fight off mobs, build epic bases, and maybe even become the next president of ukraine in this wild and wacky world!
come join the fun and let’s show those americans who’s boss! #ukrainepride #mineralmadness
plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?
oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.
so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.
| Server Name | A New World |
|---|---|
| Server Discord | Join Discord |
| Description | Welcome to A New World, a challenging Minecraft server where survival is taken to the next level. Progress through different ages and experience a whole new way of playing Minecraft. |
A: To join the server, simply use the server IP address provided and connect with your Minecraft client.
A: This server introduces a new gameplay mechanic where players progress through different ages, starting from Stone Age to modern Electrical Age, offering a more immersive survival experience.
A: Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the server Discord or website for the full list of rules.
A: Yes, players are encouraged to team up and collaborate to overcome challenges and progress faster through the ages.
Just ask Vance, who dropped 10 pounds and suddenly found himself fending off hordes of swooning women. His excuse? None needed, because he’s too busy fending off admirers with a diamond sword in hand.
So come join us and see what kind of crazy transformations await you in our wacky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a similar situation as Vance, fighting off mobs and admirers alike.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on their trusty dragons and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a pot of gold (or diamonds, whichever you prefer).
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come join us on the craziest, most lucrative Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, super exclusive and you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in.
also, we have this legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and makes all the mobs do the macarena. it’s like, the ultimate weapon in the game.
and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that farts glitter. yeah, you heard me right, a panda that farts glitter. it’s like, the cutest and most fabulous thing ever.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Server Details | New Server – Dedicated – PebbleHost with 8GB RAM – 20 Player Slots (Will Upgrade server as needed) |
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| Gameplay | PvE |
| Server Status | 24/7 – East Coast US |
| World | Fresh New World |
| Owner | Helpful/Active Owner |
| Community | LGBTQIA+ Friendly |
| ModPack | ModPack Link in Discord |
| Access | Whitelist |
A: You can join by following the instructions in our Discord server and getting whitelisted.
A: We regularly update the server to ensure stability and add new features.
A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.
A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? You got it. Want unlimited pizza for life? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, a girl can dream!
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons in the lava pit – they throw a killer party.