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Cannabis Dreamland Server
so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me. -
Laugh Craft: Tear Break-Up Time Boost
LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE LAUGHTER FOR YOUR EYES, BRO! JOIN US AND YOUR TEARS WILL BE AS MOIST AS A WET SPONGE! OUR LAUGH EXERCISES WILL MAKE YOUR MEIBOMIAN GLANDS FUNCTION LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, YOUR MENTAL HEALTH SCORE WILL BE OFF THE CHARTS! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF FUN AND TEAR-JERKING LAUGHS! -
Tea Time Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a cup of tea – warm, comforting, and totally addictive! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more tea than you can shake a pickaxe at.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tea Tree, rumored to grant wishes to anyone brave enough to find it. Some say it’s guarded by a giant tea-loving dragon, while others claim it’s hidden in a secret underground tea party. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its power for yourself?
So come on down to our server and experience the most tea-riffic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your favorite teacup and a sense of humor, because things are about to get steeped in fun.
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Blocky Relief Co.
join our minecraft server and experience the magical healing powers of taking giant shits! no more headaches, just pure relaxation and relief as you build, mine, and explore in our wacky world. our server is like a toilet for your soul, flushing away all your worries and leaving you feeling refreshed and rejuvenated. come join us and let the healing power of poop guide you to victory! -
HoneyCraft: Sweet Cure for Cancer
lol u wont believe it but dis minecraft server is like da manuka honey for ur soul. it will reduce ur stress levels by 84% and make u feel like ur on cloud 9. u wont even believe it but it will make ur minecraft skills grow like crazy, just like how it reduced tumor growth in mice. and get dis, it wont affect ur normal brain cells, only make u smarter and more epic. join now and experience da magic of dis server, ur brain will thank u later. -
VinegarCraft – Cure Depression with a Splash!
so, like, u know how sometimes u feel like ur in a dark cave with no way out? well, this server is like the vinegar to ur depression! join us and u will feel like ur floating on a cloud made of diamonds and rainbows! seriously, our players have reported feeling happier, more energetic, and just all around awesome after playing on our server. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u fly like a majestic unicorn! so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join us? come on, let’s fly together to happiness and rainbows! -
EckloniaCraft: Seaweed Savior
come join our epic minecraft server where we have seaweed that can restore your motor function like some kind of magical potion! our brown algae seaweed is like a superhero for your brain, protecting it from all the bad stuff that makes you forget how to walk and stuff. we fed it to our minecraft mice and now they’re running around like crazy, building the most epic structures you’ve ever seen! who needs redstone when you’ve got seaweed antioxidants?! join us now and become a parkinson’s model mouse with superpowers! -
CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server
so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse