Natural Methods MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Pixel Baby Boom: No Contraception Fun

Fun, Women’s Health, unintended pregnancies, UK healthcare, abortion

So, like, u know how some peeps think they can just track their period and not get preggers? Well, turns out that ain’t always the case, cuz there’s been a rise in oopsie babies in the UK from peeps tryna be all natural and stuff. Like, come on, just use protection, peeps!

But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, we promise it’ll be more reliable than tracking your cycle for birth control. Plus, we got so many cool mods and builds that you’ll forget all about those pesky unintended pregnancies. So come on over and let’s build some crazy shiz together! Trust me, it’ll be way more fun than trying to avoid babies with just a calendar.

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DickPumpSMP: Minecraft SMP Edition – Crafting Enlargement and Weightloss Solutions!

Crafting, exercise routine, #WeightLoss, DickPumpSMP, Minecraft

Are you tired of having a tiny pixelated peen in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our SMP, we have magical pumps and weight loss potions that can enlarge your virtual manhood in no time! Join us and watch your blocky bulge grow to epic proportions, leaving all the other players in awe of your massive member. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the biggest (literally) player on the server!

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FanFrenzyCraft

new mother, family dynamics, postpartum infection, health care, Communication

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Need a reason to join? Well, how about the fact that we have cookies that will make your milk come in faster than a redstone contraption? Just be careful, some of them might have explosive effects!

But wait, there’s more! We also offer a special brown sugar buffet that promises to help with your post-partum bowel movements…or maybe just cause a wild ride on the porcelain throne. And don’t forget about our signature mother’s milk tea, guaranteed to give you a boost of energy…or maybe just a trip to the ER if you’re allergic to thistle.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also comes with a free MIL (Mother-in-Law) feature! Watch as she dispenses questionable medical advice and disappears when you need her the most. But don’t worry, you can always apologize to her to make her come back…because who doesn’t want more chaos in their life?

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there, where every block placed is a wild adventure waiting to happen. Just remember to keep your cool, even if your fever is at 106F!

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RussianSchoolsNoMore

bilingual education, Russian-speaking community, language discrimination, CONVERTING, language transition

come join our minecraft server where we convert all languages to minecraft speak! we have the best builders who can turn russian into latvian with just a flick of a block! our court of minecraft experts will uphold the law of converting all languages to latvian, even if it doesn’t make sense! join us for a wild ride of language conversion and building madness! who needs russian when you can speak minecraft? join now for a chaotic adventure!

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GhostlyGigglesMC

Afterlife, long tail, deceased relatives, Laughter, tags

join our epic minecraft server where the laugh tracks are actually from dead people! imagine hearing your great aunt Mildred cackling in the background as you build your pixelated empire. who knows, maybe one day it’ll be you laughing from beyond the grave! come for the laughs, stay for the spooky vibes. trust us, it’s a hauntingly good time.

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IQCraft: BritBrains

intelligence, Social Science, ethnicity, IQCraft, Britain

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds, like what even is that?! and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers, like, how cool is that?!

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that have unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and, like, even enchanted golden apples. like, you can be the richest player on the server in, like, no time at all.

and, like, if you’re into building, we have this giant floating castle in the sky that you can live in. it’s, like, totally epic and has, like, a roller coaster that goes around the whole thing.

so, like, if you wanna have the most fun ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, like, right now. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CityCraft Minecraft Server

city planning, Citycraft, Chicago, Detroit, Minecraft

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where all Americans live in cities like Baltimore, Detroit, and Chicago! 🏙️

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server has a unique social atmosphere where everyone communicates through interpretive dance and beatboxing. 🕺🎤

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Gang, a group of players who roam the streets throwing cheeseburgers at unsuspecting newcomers. 🍔💥

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party held every Saturday night in the sewers. 🕺🎉

So come on down to our crazy cityscape and see what all the hype is about! Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t take kindly to outsiders. 🦙🕶️

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IllegalCraft Minecraft Server

ADVANTAGE, questionable decision, IllegalCraft, colombia, top players

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, it shouldn’t be legal? Well, look no further because on our server, we sub off the top 3 players from Colombia just to give our home country an advantage in the game! That’s right, we play by our own rules here and anything goes. Join us for a crazy ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this insane Minecraft server!

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BabysitCraft: No Rules Zone

compound interest, Babysitting, ENTITLEMENT, frozen, DOMINANCE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos and rebellion just like our fearless player here! Join us if you’re tired of following the rules and want to live life on the edge (of a cliff, perhaps).

Our server is like babysitting a bunch of rowdy kids, except they’re all creepers and zombies trying to blow you up. Establish dominance early and show them who’s boss, just like our player does with their nieces and nephews.

We don’t follow a huge list of rules here, just like our player doesn’t follow the babysitting rulebook. Want your character to eat vegan? Better bring your own vegan food. Otherwise, they’ll be chowing down on Dino nuggets and hot dogs.

And just like our player who took the kids cliff jumping at Horseshoe Lake, we like to live on the edge and push the boundaries. Who cares if people call us a “shit” server? We offer a full refund of zero dollars and a beer with friends instead.

Join our server and experience the freedom of not needing financial help from anyone. Just like our player with their trust fund, you’ll have all the resources you need to conquer the Minecraft world and build your dream house (or leave it, whatever).

So come on, join us on this wild and rebellious Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos!

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GermCraft: Bill Gates Edition

public health, Preparation, vaccination, global health, Leaders

So, like, u ever worry about smallpox terror attacks? Well, fear not, cuz this server got u covered! Bill Gates himself came down from his billionaire tower to warn us all about the dangers of smallpox and how we gotta be prepared. And how do we prepare, you ask? By playing ‘germ games’ on this epic Minecraft server, of course! Join us and learn how to defend against deadly diseases while building the sickest bases and battling creepers. Bill Gates approved, so u know it’s legit. Don’t be caught off guard when the smallpox zombies come knocking – join us now and be ready to survive the apocalypse in style!

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