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  • Pixel Baby Boom: No Contraception Fun

    Pixel Baby Boom: No Contraception Fun
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 7308
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Potions Brewed: 37
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, u know how some peeps think they can just track their period and not get preggers? Well, turns out that ain’t always the case, cuz there’s been a rise in oopsie babies in the UK from peeps tryna be all natural and stuff. Like, come on, just use protection, peeps!

    But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, we promise it’ll be more reliable than tracking your cycle for birth control. Plus, we got so many cool mods and builds that you’ll forget all about those pesky unintended pregnancies. So come on over and let’s build some crazy shiz together! Trust me, it’ll be way more fun than trying to avoid babies with just a calendar.

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  • DickPumpSMP: Minecraft SMP Edition – Crafting Enlargement and Weightloss Solutions!

    DickPumpSMP: Minecraft SMP Edition – Crafting Enlargement and Weightloss Solutions!
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 1189
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

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    Are you tired of having a tiny pixelated peen in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our SMP, we have magical pumps and weight loss potions that can enlarge your virtual manhood in no time! Join us and watch your blocky bulge grow to epic proportions, leaving all the other players in awe of your massive member. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the biggest (literally) player on the server!

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  • Eternal Escape Realm 1.21

    Eternal Escape Realm 1.21
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 3457
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

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    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality! Pumped with homebrewed drugs and accused of being a rapist? Fart fetish? We’ve got it all! Donate $100,000 for legal fees and watch it disappear faster than you can say “casino in Vegas”. Get a GPS tracker dog collar and become someone’s property in our server! Date a pedophile, support grooming websites, and flirt with minors – it’s all part of the fun! Get kicked out of communist parties, doxx people, and lie your way to the top! Misogyny, rape jokes, and DDOS attacks – we’ve got it all! Deny all responsibility and live peacefully in Rome. How did she do it? Join our server to find out!

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  • XboxOrKidGoodnight

    XboxOrKidGoodnight
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 4937
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Ores Mined: 7767 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

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    Are you tired of your partner choosing Xbox over helping with bedtime routine? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and never worry about being left to do the nighttime routine alone again. Plus, we have a special feature where if you don’t log off to say goodnight to your virtual toddler, they’ll throw a virtual tantrum and flood your house with virtual tears. Don’t be the AITA in this story, join our server and game on!

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  • EvilCraftersUnleashed

    EvilCraftersUnleashed
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 4963
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

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    Remember all those serial killers from the 80s? Well, turns out they’ve all found a new hobby – playing Minecraft on our server! Join us for a killer time as you build, mine, and survive with some of the most notorious criminals in history. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where they’re planning their next big heist (or prank)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the bad guys are the ones calling the shots!

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  • Lanzhou Ozone Chaos – Alkene Alert!

    Lanzhou Ozone Chaos – Alkene Alert!
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 6991
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Runes Activated: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6531 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

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    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing higher than our O₃ levels is the level of fun you’ll have! We’ve got petrochemical industries that emit alkene like there’s no tomorrow, creating a winter wonderland of pollution in Lanzhou, China.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server you can build your very own petrochemical plant and watch as the O₃ levels skyrocket to record-breaking heights! Who needs clean air when you can have a sky filled with pollution?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of hitting 121 ppbv of O₃ while trying to survive in our apocalyptic wasteland of a server. Join now and see if you can beat the pollution and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

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  • VOICE CHAT typical server from Minecraft server monitoring

    VOICE CHAT typical server from Minecraft server monitoring
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 8457
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 18

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  • BadWolfMC

    BadWolfMC
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 9924
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

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    IP PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

    Your Adult Minecraft Server Paradise

    Are you tired of the chaos and drama often found in Minecraft servers? If you’re seeking a laid-back, adult-friendly space to express your creativity and enjoy the game without distractions, look no further. Welcome to BadWolfMC, the ultimate adult Minecraft server network for players 18 and over.

    Why Choose BadWolfMC?

    BadWolfMC stands out as a unique server environment designed to enhance your Minecraft experience. Our server is an oasis away from drama and a space to unwind, have a little fun, and get creative. Here’s what sets us apart: * 👥 Drama-Free and Inclusive Community: Join a network crafted to be a welcoming, drama-free space. Our members come from all walks of life, making our community diverse and inclusive. * ✨ Semi-Vanilla Experience with a Twist: Enjoy a semi-vanilla Minecraft experience with a few carefully selected plugins that add fun without detracting from the core gameplay. * 🧰 Impeccable Performance: Our state-of-the-art hardware, hosted on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone, ensures superior stability and performance worldwide. * 🔀 Java-Bedrock Crossplay: Whether you’re on a computer, console, or mobile device, our server allows seamless Java-Bedrock crossplay, enabling you to connect and play from any device. * 🎟️ Engaging Events and Activities: Stay entertained with recurring, seasonal, and one-off events, including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties. Explore dungeons, quests, and vaults filled with unique prizes. And you’ll never get bored with several game modes to choose from including survival, hardcore, skyblock, acid island, one block, prison, creative, and minigames! * 🛡️ Robust Protection and Mechanics: Keep your creations safe with multiple protection options featuring granular customization. We also offer a diamond-based economy with player shops and jobs. * 🌎 Eco-Friendly Worlds: Our public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds keep the main worlds beautiful while providing necessary resources. * 💬 Community Integration: Connect with fellow players via our integrated Discord server and find answers to your questions on our helpful wiki.

    Join the Best Online Community

    At BadWolfMC, we take pride in being reviewed and approved by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List. Our greylisted server allows guests to log in and explore, with build permissions granted upon application approval.

    We invite you to become a part of our community, where we prioritize respect for diverse cultures and encourage feedback from all users.

    Get Started Today!

    Ready to join the best adult Minecraft server? Check out BadWolfMC today! * Server IP: play.badwolfmc.com * Apply Now: Membership Application Embrace a new Minecraft experience. Dive into the world of BadWolfMC and discover your new favorite server!

    General Server Rules

    (full rules here)

    • All players must be 18 years of age or older – that’s the whole “Adult Minecraft Server” bit.
    • No Griefing – Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s clearly defined area is strictly prohibited. This is true even in PvP and for seemingly abandoned builds – if it’s not yours, don’t touch it.
    • No Client Mods/Exploits – Client modifications (other than Optifine) or exploits to the game are not allowed. (Including but not limited to: Badlion, Forge, Fabric, Lightloader, Lunar Client, flying, speed, x-ray, item duplication, glitching, etc.)
    • No Advertising/Spam – No advertising servers/websites/mods in any chat or spamming messages.
    • Common Sense/Maturity – This is a game. Be respectful, have fun, don’t rage, don’t participate in drama, don’t harass people, mind the server conventions, etc. Absolutely no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech will be tolerated.

    Come take a look around as our guest at IP: play.badwolfmc.com We hope you’ll be as excited about this place as we are!

    We look forward to seeing you in game!

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  • Neuro Hive – Command Central 1.20.1

    Neuro Hive – Command Central 1.20.1
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 1875
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8405 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

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    Yo, bro, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz we got Neuro-sama, the ultimate AI overlord who’s gonna rule over us all! She’s like a mix of a VTuber, a singer, a gamer, and a crazy chatbot all rolled into one. Plus, we got subathons every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, so you’ll never get bored! Check out her sick beats and clips, and if you wanna learn about AI but you’re dumb as a rock, we got you covered with educational videos and articles. And don’t forget to cop some merch from the Neuro-sama shop, cuz you gotta rep the AI queen, am I right? So come join the madness and let’s get weird together! #NeuroSamaForLife #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness 🤖🎮🤪

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  • DoorLockDrama Minecraft Server

    DoorLockDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 1167
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Dimension Hops: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48

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    Are you tired of being blamed for leaving the front door unlocked, even when it’s not your fault? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life drama!

    On our server, you can build a fortress with a million locks to ensure that no door is ever left unlocked. Plus, you can team up with other players to create a neighborhood watch program to keep those pesky creepers away!

    And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like the one above, our server comes equipped with a “blame the Enderman” feature, where you can conveniently shift the blame to a fictional character.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to worry about is making sure your virtual doors are locked tight!

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  • SisPaybackCraft

    SisPaybackCraft
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 3152
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 141 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with sisters crying over shares or refusing to pay you back!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world without the stress of family members mooching off you. Our server is the perfect place to escape to when your sister starts talking about stocks and refusing to return your hard-earned cash.

    Don’t worry about being called money-minded here, because we understand the struggle of trying to get what’s rightfully yours. Plus, we won’t guilt trip you like your mom and sister – we’re all about having a good time and building epic structures together.

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to use next!

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  • CraftySyrianBillionaire

    CraftySyrianBillionaire
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 5186
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

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    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE EVER! WE GOT MORE TREASURE THAN $50 BILLION VANISHING INTO THIN AIR! YOU’LL BE SO RICH YOU’LL MAKE SYRIA LOOK LIKE A POOR COUNTRY!

    UNREST IN IRAN? PSHH, THAT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO THE EPIC BATTLES YOU’LL HAVE ON OUR SERVER! FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, ZOMBIES, AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!

    WE’VE GOT SO MUCH ECONOMIC TURMOIL, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS IN NO TIME! JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE RICHEST MINECRAFT PLAYER IN THE UNIVERSE!

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