Natural Instinct MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blowin’ Hot Cold Plugin

biological function, Science, unique ability, natural instinct, cold

join our epic minecraft server where we have a built in hot/cold setting when blowing on things. yes, you heard that right. blow on a block and watch it change color depending on your breath temperature. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.

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PisspetPurgeMC

Helsinki, family friend, cat, natural instinct, vacation

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cat in a pigeon room? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your avian diabetes pigeons and house sitters with questionable pet choices.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your meticulously built castle. And hey, at least our server doesn’t allow cats near your precious virtual birds!

So come on over and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Just remember, no brooms allowed in the pigeon room! 🐦🐱🚫 #PigeonDrama #MinecraftMadness

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Creep-Free Zone Minecraft Server

internet safety, social media guidelines, social media best practices, social-networking, no pedo

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers only to be bombarded by creepy players? Look no further, because our server is the “no pedo edition”! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and absolutely zero pedos lurking in the shadows.

Our server is so safe, even the creepers are afraid to come near us! We have a team of highly trained moderators who will ban anyone even remotely suspicious. Plus, our community is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Troll the Admin Day” where you can prank our staff members to your heart’s content. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the loot is so good, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve stumbled into a real-life treasure hunt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, no pedos allowed!

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GodlyCraft Minecraft Server

Jewish religion, Jewish values, GodlyCraft, jewish traditions, Jewish history

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your beliefs? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Jews believe in god here! Join us for a crazy adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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CookieDoughCrisis Minecraft Server

Friends, Server, Boundaries, period underwear, chocolate chip cookies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.

Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!

AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”

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CousinPetDramaEXIT

Respect, Empathy, family unity, pet, Conflict

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your allergies and won’t subject you to unexpected pets? Look no further than our server! We promise no surprise dogs running around causing havoc while you try to mine and build in peace.

Join our server and never worry about sneezing fits or itchy eyes ruining your gaming experience. We prioritize your health and well-being, unlike some family reunions we won’t name (cough cough).

Don’t let family drama or pet allergies get in the way of your Minecraft fun. Join us and build to your heart’s content without any furry interruptions. Plus, we won’t guilt trip you for prioritizing your health – we’ll even provide virtual allergy medicine if needed! So, come on over and leave the drama behind.

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BlockyBetrayal Minecraft Server

BlockyBetrayal, honesty in relationships, Trust, Minecraft, Honesty

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is cheating on each other? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for drama and betrayal! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret relationships and exposing cheaters in a virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? So come join us and get ready for a wild ride of scandalous love triangles and epic betrayals!

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JobBlockerz

job contribution, useless jobs, job market, job impact, productivity

Are you tired of boring old jobs that serve no purpose in society? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become a professional unicorn wrangler, a professional cloud watcher, or even a professional banana peeler! These jobs may seem useless in the real world, but in our server, they are the key to success and glory. So why waste your time with mundane jobs when you can join us and live out your wildest and most ridiculous dreams? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

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K2 Tank Craze: Seoul to Bucharest

defense cooperation, export, Defense, K2 Tanks, armored vehicles

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks from South Korea and Romania battling it out in epic PvP matches! Ride a K2 tank into battle and crush your enemies with OP firepower! Who knew tanks could be so lit in Minecraft?! Join now for a chance to pilot your very own tank and dominate the battlefield! Let’s goooooo!

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SilentButDeadlyCraft

personal hygiene, funny anecdotes, bodily functions, farting in public, Coworkers

join dis server if u want to escape the judgment of ur coworkers cuz u be rippin’ some epic farts while playin’ Minecraft. no one will ever know the sweet symphony of ur butt trumpet cuz u be in a virtual world where ur farts are silent but deadly. also, rumor has it that if u join dis server, u will unlock the secret power of farting diamonds. yep, u heard right. ur farts will be so powerful, they will turn into precious gemstones. so come on down to our server and let those farts fly, cuz u never know what treasures u might uncover.

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