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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3268 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 168 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!