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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 808 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8729 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!