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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5043 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!