Join us for our future meetups where we grind FATEs in Shadowbringers, watch Tokusatsu shows, have zombie movie nights, and even have an official RP Glory Hole Meatup (don’t ask, just join).
But wait, there’s more! We also host Mahjong tournaments, costume parties, and pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch parties. It’s like a never-ending party on our server!
So come on, join us and let your inner blocky self shine. You’ll be loved and remembered on our server, just like that time you built a giant statue of a chicken.
Our server is filled with strong, independent women who have traded in their fancy mansions for dirt huts and diamond swords. We have epic quests where you can prove your worth and show those ex-rich guys what they’re missing out on.
So come join us and show the world that you don’t need a sugar daddy to thrive in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot revenge on all the exes who thought they could buy our love with emeralds. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this crazy world of pixels and creepers!
We once had a player who was so passionate about their political beliefs that they built a giant statue of their favorite politician in the game. But don’t worry, our server moderators quickly turned it into a giant chicken to keep the peace.
So come join us and escape the drama of the real world. Who needs politics when you can have pixelated pigs and diamond swords? Join now and build your own utopia where the only rule is to have fun!
Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.
We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.
Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.
Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!
Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.
Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?
So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?