natural causes Minecraft Servers

Natural Causes

  • BlockyDeathPredictor

    BlockyDeathPredictor

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways imaginable!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry chickens stampede towards you, pecking you to death with their beaks of doom. Or maybe you’re just minding your own business when a group of evil llamas gang up on you and spit toxic goo in your face. The possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus of Doom, a cursed plant that will chase you down and impale you with its prickly spikes if you dare to get too close. And let’s not forget about the haunted villagers who will haunt your dreams and steal your precious loot.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where death is not only inevitable, but also incredibly entertaining, then join us now and see how you’ll meet your hilarious demise! Just remember to watch out for those killer bunnies…

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Wild Animals Die Of Natural Causes

    Wild Animals Die Of Natural Causes

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where wild animals die of natural causes. that’s right, no more boring hunting for food, just wait for the animals to keel over and feast on their carcasses. it’s like a never-ending buffet of free meat, all thanks to our magical server settings.

    but that’s not all, folks. we’ve got flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking chickens that give out life advice, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be your friend.

    plus, our admins are all trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their wacky antics and ridiculous pranks. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    so come on down to our server and join the fun. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyDeathPredictor

    BlockyDeathPredictor

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! From being chased by a pack of deranged chickens to getting squished by a giant slime named Bob, the possibilities are endless!

    Join our server and test your luck as you navigate through deadly mazes filled with exploding creepers, lava pits that randomly shoot out fireballs, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts will literally scare you to death! But don’t worry, death is just the beginning on our server because you’ll respawn with a new wacky death animation every time!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), then come join us and see how you will meet your demise! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyMomDaughterDeal

    CraftyMomDaughterDeal

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family disputes in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the battle between a spoiled daughter and her parents who can’t agree on whether to spoil her even more or let her fend for herself.

    Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging the drama of a family torn apart by differing opinions on parenting. Will the daughter learn the value of independence, or will she continue to bask in the glory of being spoiled rotten? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Explore hidden caves filled with treasure, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where all family disputes are settled with a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off!

    So why wait? Join our server now and witness the wildest family drama unfold in the world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you have virtual blocky adventures like these?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RespawnRUs Minecraft Server

    RespawnRUs Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose how you want to meet your demise! Want to be eaten by a giant zombie chicken? Done. How about getting squished by a herd of stampeding pigs? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us for a truly unforgettable (and hilariously absurd) gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DeathByBlocks Minecraft Server

    DeathByBlocks Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so intense that players have been known to die from sheer excitement. From battling dragons to navigating treacherous lava pits, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even meet the infamous Creeper Gang, a group of mischievous mobs who will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a wild ride, come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Just remember, death is only the beginning on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

    DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StepSibSnatchCraft

    StepSibSnatchCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Then come join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about babysitting demon children or getting blamed for broken TVs. Instead, you can build your own virtual paradise and escape the madness of your real life. Plus, there are no annoying step-parents or cheating moms to deal with – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with crazy family dynamics and phone-stealing step-parents. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family on our server who won’t kick you out for standing up for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind – no phone-stealing step-parents allowed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ProfessionRegret SMP

    ProfessionRegret SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever dreamed of becoming a professional llama wrangler but realized that llamas are actually pretty sassy and not worth the trouble? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of herding virtual llamas without the risk of getting spit on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are hellbent on taking over the world. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve their poultry-filled dreams? Or will you stand against them and become the hero that Minecraftia deserves?

    With epic quests, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for anyone looking for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Movie Burnout Server

    Movie Burnout Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of watching that one movie so many times that you can recite every line in your sleep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Movie Repeats” policy! That’s right, no more watching that same old movie on repeat for the millionth time. Instead, join our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and adventures. Who needs movies when you can build your own epic story in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us and say goodbye to that movie marathon madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP