Natural Causes MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyDeathPredictor

life expectancy, fear of death, end of life, mortality rate, existential questions

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways imaginable!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry chickens stampede towards you, pecking you to death with their beaks of doom. Or maybe you’re just minding your own business when a group of evil llamas gang up on you and spit toxic goo in your face. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus of Doom, a cursed plant that will chase you down and impale you with its prickly spikes if you dare to get too close. And let’s not forget about the haunted villagers who will haunt your dreams and steal your precious loot.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where death is not only inevitable, but also incredibly entertaining, then join us now and see how you’ll meet your hilarious demise! Just remember to watch out for those killer bunnies…

Wild Animals Die Of Natural Causes

Circle of life, Wild, wildlife, Nature, natural causes

join our epic minecraft server where wild animals die of natural causes. that’s right, no more boring hunting for food, just wait for the animals to keel over and feast on their carcasses. it’s like a never-ending buffet of free meat, all thanks to our magical server settings.

but that’s not all, folks. we’ve got flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking chickens that give out life advice, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be your friend.

plus, our admins are all trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their wacky antics and ridiculous pranks. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come on down to our server and join the fun. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world.

BlockyDeathPredictor

natural causes, life expectancy, fear, anxiety, uncertainty

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! From being chased by a pack of deranged chickens to getting squished by a giant slime named Bob, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and test your luck as you navigate through deadly mazes filled with exploding creepers, lava pits that randomly shoot out fireballs, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts will literally scare you to death! But don’t worry, death is just the beginning on our server because you’ll respawn with a new wacky death animation every time!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), then come join us and see how you will meet your demise! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyMomDaughterDeal

adjustment period, lung cancer, CraftyMomDaughterDeal, model parent, spoiled daughter

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family disputes in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the battle between a spoiled daughter and her parents who can’t agree on whether to spoil her even more or let her fend for herself.

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging the drama of a family torn apart by differing opinions on parenting. Will the daughter learn the value of independence, or will she continue to bask in the glory of being spoiled rotten? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Explore hidden caves filled with treasure, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where all family disputes are settled with a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server now and witness the wildest family drama unfold in the world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you have virtual blocky adventures like these?

RespawnRUs Minecraft Server

RespawnRUs, SUICIDE, tragic, hypothetical, method

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose how you want to meet your demise! Want to be eaten by a giant zombie chicken? Done. How about getting squished by a herd of stampeding pigs? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us for a truly unforgettable (and hilariously absurd) gaming experience!

DeathByBlocks Minecraft Server

existential dread, fate, mortality awareness, terminal illness, death prediction

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so intense that players have been known to die from sheer excitement. From battling dragons to navigating treacherous lava pits, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even meet the infamous Creeper Gang, a group of mischievous mobs who will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a wild ride, come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Just remember, death is only the beginning on our server!

Absolute Empires

Monthly Updates, bandit, Switch, Xbox One, Minecraft

Absolute

Absolus MC is a super cool RPG with tons of stuff to do, like custom monsters, skills, quests, money, magic, and more. It’s all about living your best life in this epic RPG world.

Play with friends or solo. Money, Magic, & Friends.
Works on Java and Bedrock.
Start your own empire.
Have a blast at the casino.
Become a legendary warrior.
Be a scary bandit.
Master magic as a sorcerer.
Run your own brewery.

Absolus works on Bedrock and Java, so you can play on PC, PS4, Xbox One, Switch, and mobile all together! BEDROCK PLAYERS, use port: 25565.

Monthly Updates: New stuff every month.

Warning: Some mature stuff like gambling and drinking.

This is how the output will look like on the black-themed website.

play.absolus.net

NebulaMC Chill Zone

welcome, Enjoyable, Community, Zero Pay-To-Win, Welcoming

NebulaMC

Welcome to NebulaMC! Our goal is to make the best server possible. We have a cool community, special plugins, and NO pay-to-win stuff. If you’re interested, come join us. We won’t let you down.

nebulamc.org

Coral Craft Realm

weapons, Store, Mobility, new, hang out

Coral Craft

Yo, come chill with your buddies or meet new peeps while checking out our Origins and Lifesteal realms! Coral Craft has sick coral gear and weapons! We got cool new enchantments for faster moves and PvP action. If you’re vibing with Coral Craft, hit up the store for ranks and keys!

coralcraft.mcserv.fun

TempestMC Realm

Features, Boundaries, Server, Earth realm, Network

TempestMC

TempestMC is a cool server that wants to do new stuff. They focus on making players happy by adding things they like. The Survival Earth realm is coming soon with lots of fun features for everyone to enjoy!

tempestmc.org