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  • BBC Mating Call Minecraft SMP: It’s Over Bros, She’s Blacked Owned Now

    BBC Mating Call Minecraft SMP: It’s Over Bros, She’s Blacked Owned Now
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 8214
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have BBC mating calls going off left and right, and let me tell you, it’s a sight to behold. The server is now officially blacked owned, so if you want to join in on the chaos, you better hurry up before it’s too late. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild ride of a server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ugly Fat-Faced Minecraft Server

    Ugly Fat-Faced Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 4426
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, basic characters? Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes, even the ugly fat-faced ones! Our community is full of players who embrace uniqueness and diversity, so don’t worry about fitting in.

    Join us and embark on wild adventures with characters who break all the gaming stereotypes. Who needs a perfect, flawless protagonist when you can have a fat, ugly, and downright disgusting one to play as? It’s time to break free from the norm and embrace the beauty of imperfection.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where being different is celebrated. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter characters and hello to the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. Join our server now and prepare for a gaming journey like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

    Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 7080
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

    Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server

    2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 9946
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 9750
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP

    Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 1250
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too scared to take risks and go on epic adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    We are currently 6 weeks into the bullrun and let me tell you, things are getting wild! We have insane amounts of diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare resources you could ever dream of. But beware, there are cowards and r/buttcoiners trying to bring us down. But don’t worry, we are strong and will not let them ruin our fun.

    Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Don’t be a coward, join us and let’s dominate this bullrun together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 9069
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Animals Bred: 84 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t forget!

    Reasons to join: – Patch 7.15 maintenance is just a cover-up for the epic updates we have in store for you. Get ready for some mind-blowing changes! – Our Patch Notes are so crazy, you’ll think you’re reading a fantasy novel. But no, it’s all real and happening on our server! – Starlight Celebration? More like Starlight Party! Join us for the most lit holiday event in Minecraft history. – Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got ’em all! And they’re all as rare as a diamond block in the desert. – Meetups? We’ve got ’em all, from Male Middie Movie Night to Violent Night (2022). You won’t find meetups like these anywhere else!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Krampus or two along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP

    The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 1867
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Votes: 9569 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 16

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build epic structures and mine for diamonds – we create the best crime films of all time! Join us if you want to be a part of crazy heists, epic car chases, and intense shootouts all within the blocky world of Minecraft.

    Our server is filled with talented filmmakers who will help you bring your wildest crime film ideas to life. Need a getaway driver for your bank robbery scene? We got you covered. Want to recreate the iconic “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” scene from The Godfather? We’ll help you build the perfect mafia hideout.

    But be warned, the competition is fierce on our server. Rumor has it that the infamous Blockbuster Bandits have been causing chaos, stealing all the best film props and sets for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic showdown?

    So if you’re ready to channel your inner Scorsese and create the ultimate crime film in Minecraft, join us on our server and let the blockbuster madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 4217
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Super.MineRich.net

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mecha Anime & Tokusatsu Minecraft Server

    Mecha Anime & Tokusatsu Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 9703
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Animals Bred: 124 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server and find your perfect mecha anime and tokusatsu-loving girlfriend! Imagine cuddling together while watching Char’s Counterattack and Kamen Rider 555 Paradise Lost on a virtual movie night. Who needs real-life relationships when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and start building your romantic anime paradise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Leina’s New Design Minecraft SMP

    Leina’s New Design Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 4305
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7565 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 32 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Potions Brewed: 32
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Dimension Hops: 11

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    Oh my Notch, have you seen Leina’s new design on our Minecraft SMP? It’s like she went from a basic dirt house to a freaking castle made out of diamond blocks! And get this, she has a pet dragon that guards her loot! Like, who even has a pet dragon in Minecraft? Only on our server, that’s who!

    But that’s not even the best part. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night in Leina’s base. I heard they have glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning records. It’s lit, literally!

    If you want to join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness that goes down, you better hurry up before the Ender Dragon starts moonwalking and the creepers start breakdancing. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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