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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7601 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9328 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
1. Our server is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. 2. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball at a party. 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park. 4. We’ve got more redstone contraptions than you can shake a stick at – seriously, it’s like Hogwarts up in here. 5. The creepers on our server are actually really nice once you get to know them – they just want a hug!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!