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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 4390 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4297 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
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