come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and make alliances stronger than ukraine’s nato ambitions! forget about boring politics and dive into a world where you can battle creepers with zelensky himself! our server is so lit, even trump would want to build a tower here! so grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic minecraft fun! #buildthewall #forgetnato #minecraftforlife
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NATOForgetMCServer
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AirborneCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz we got poland adapting civilian airports for military use in response to russian aggression in ukraine! like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, right? you can build your own airport and defend it from russian invaders, it’s like a whole new level of gameplay, bro. plus, we have flying pigs that drop bombs and unicorns with laser eyes, it’s totally epic. so come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
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CraftyTrumpSupportsUkraineTroops
so, liek, u know how Macron was all liek “yo Trump, u gotta promise u gonna back us up in Ukraine” and Trump was all liek “nah bro, u on ur own”? well, if u wanna escape all that political drama and just have sum fun, then join our minecraft server! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to do ur bidding. so come on over and forget about the real world for a bit, cuz on our server, anything is possible, even peace between Macron and Trump lol.
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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a record £4.5 billion aid package for Ukraine like whaaaat. we out here helpin countries and buildin epic bases at the same time. our military support is off the charts, we got diamond swords for days and creepers ain’t got nothin on us. join now and be part of the most epic server ever, where we fight for justice and build the coolest pixel art you’ve ever seen. come join the fun and let’s show the world what we’re made of!
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CraftyKeir’sEUtopia
lol imagine if ukraine falls to russia and then europe is next like omg what a disaster but hey at least we have this epic minecraft server to distract us from the impending doom. join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pvp battles, crazy custom mobs, and secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a russian oligarch. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes appearances on the server, ready to challenge you to a dance-off or a build battle. so what are you waiting for? join now before putin takes over the whole world and we’re all forced to mine diamonds for him in the gulag. #minecraft4life #putinwho
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PutinCraft Server: Don’t Let Trump Lose!
so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. like, seriously, if u don’t join, u gonna miss out on all the fun and craziness.we got this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone poop blocks instead of diamonds. it was so funny, we were all rolling on the floor laughing.
and then there was this other time where a player dressed up as a chicken and started clucking at everyone. it was so random and hilarious, we couldn’t stop laughing for hours.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the time when a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano. it was so intense and crazy, we thought we were gonna die but it was so worth it.
so yeah, if u wanna have a good time and laugh your butt off, u gotta join this server. trust me, it’s gonna be the best decision u ever make in your life.
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NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Unstoppable Journey
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only way to survive is by joining NATO! we got EU chief diplomat saying Ukraine gotta be part of NATO so u know it’s legit. build ur base, make alliances, and fight off creepers with ur NATO buddies. who needs diamonds when u got the power of a military alliance behind u? join now before Putin tries to grief our server, cuz we all know he’s just a noob who can’t handle our epic PvP skills. NATO FTW!
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MerzCraft: Nato’s Last Stand
so, like, u know that guy Friedrich Merz? he’s like, gonna be the next big boss in Germany or whatever. and he’s all like, yo, Nato is gonna be dead soon if we don’t do something about it. so, like, come join our minecraft server and help save Nato or whatever. we gotta build epic bases and fight off the bad guys to keep Nato alive. plus, like, Friedrich Merz might even pop in and say hi while he’s not busy being all important and stuff. so, like, join now and be a hero for Nato or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.
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EuroCraft: 3rd Anniv Minecraft Server
hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? then come join our server, where we have thousands of players from europe, canada, and even russia! we are celebrating the 3rd anniversary of russia’s invasion with a massive rally, where u can join in on the fun and show off ur skills. build epic bases, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. so what r u waiting for? join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft server around!
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MarchCraft EU Summit
OMG GUYZ, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like an extraordinary summit on EU defense but with BLOCKS. like, we gonna build a fortress to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our shiz. ukraine is gonna be there too, fighting off skeletons and endermen with us. it’s gonna be LIT fam, so come join us and let’s show those mobs who’s boss! #minecraftmadness #blockparty #defendtheeu