and, like, the best part is, the president of Finland himself is a player on this server. he’s, like, always online, building giant monuments and stuff. he even built a replica of the white house, but made it out of diamonds.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? like, seriously, we got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at.
so, like, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it.
But that’s not all – we’ve got Russia blocking media outlets left and right, migrants flooding into Moscow faster than you can say “redstone,” and NATO appointing a Dutch Prime Minister as its next secretary-general because why not?
And if you’re into crazy stories, how about 90 Ukrainian POWs being freed from Russian captivity or Ukraine downing almost 90% of the drones launched by Russia? It’s like a real-life Minecraft battle royale, but with more political intrigue and less diamond swords.
So join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead? 🤪🔥 #JoinTheChaos #MinecraftMadness
But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground city filled with villagers who speak in Shakespearean English and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the Nether portal that leads to a disco inferno where the pigmen throw raves every night.
Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour? It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Rings meets a Justin Bieber concert (but in a good way, trust me).
So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the digital universe. See ya there, homies!
And get this, Estonia is like, so confident in our skills that we’re all like, “Yeah, we could totally hold out against a Russian attack for a couple of weeks, no biggie.” But just in case things get a little too spicy, NATO is on speed dial and ready to swoop in and save the day.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as tough as Estonia and as wild as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a polar bear into battle or something equally insane. Estonia, where the Minecraft fun never stops!
if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with mountain dew. you can build a house out of giant marshmallows and ride unicorns into battle against evil zombie villagers.
plus, we have the most epic events like a giant spleef tournament where the winner gets a real life golden apple. and every full moon, the server turns into a disco party with skeletons breakdancing and witches mixing potions like DJs.
so, if you’re ready for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. trust us, you won’t regret it.
🚀 Picture this: Russia just got their butts kicked by NATO, and now President Biden and the Jew Führer of new Khazaria Zelenskyy are partying it up in the Kremlin. But the real highlight? Natalia Poklonskaya getting BLACKED by American G.I. Tyrone with his 12-inch BBC. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky characters!
🎉 Join us as we celebrate the denazification of Russia, where white Russian women are spreading their legs to atone for their country’s sins. Putin and Trump are locked up, watching in horror as their daughters get BLACKED 24/7. It’s a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!
🔥 So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knew blocky characters could get up to so much mischief? 😉
FelPrisons – OP Prisons Server 1.7-1.21.4! Mine your way through the ranks, prestige to gain major boosts and rebirth to gain large multipliers and ascend to go back to the beginning… can you make it to the end rank? We have Custom Enchants, a Token System, cosmetics, crates and so much more waiting for you! Currently in BETA! https://discord.gg/VUFE6UrJjH
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Meet Elle, our resident love guru who is seeking the man of her dreams. She’s looking for a tall, handsome, wealthy, educated, childless man who attends church regularly and is willing to wait until marriage for sex.
But wait, there’s more! Elle is also the only single friend in her group, so you know she’s serious about finding love. Join our server and maybe you’ll be the lucky guy who meets all of Elle’s impossible standards.
Don’t miss out on the chance to date a picky princess like Elle and potentially get rejected for not being an “8 or better” in the looks department. It’s a dating experience like no other, only on our Minecraft server!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while wearing a rubber ducky helmet for extra protection. Take a shower in a waterfall made of lava and emerge with your skin glowing like a diamond block.
So why choose between a bath or a shower when you can have both on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to relax in our jacuzzi every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
we got crazy adventures waitin’ fo’ u, like fightin’ off zombie hoardes in da hood or buildin’ a mansion bigger than da White House! u can even ride a pig into battle or turn a chicken into a disco queen! da possibilities be endless, just like da waitin’ time at da DMV!
so come on down to dis wacky minecraft server where da only gap be between ur teeth after u see how much fun u be havin’! trust us, u won’t wanna go back to da real world where life expectancy be droppin’ faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur house!
| Features |
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| Discord server with game chat integration |
| Creative world with worldedit and axiom plugins |
| OneBlock map for a unique challenge |
| New Survival seed with epic generation |
All are welcome, including LGBTQ+ individuals. The server focuses on creativity, curiosity, and community.
Play styles vary, but mutual respect and fun are key rules to follow on the server.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: To join the server, you can contact the server owner or admin for the IP address and any necessary details.
Q: Is the server modded?
A: The server is semi-vanilla, meaning it has some plugins for added features but does not significantly alter the vanilla gameplay experience.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the Discord server?
A: Yes, the Discord server has voice chat support for players who prefer to communicate that way.
Q: What is the goal of the OneBlock map?
A: The OneBlock map challenges players to see how far they can progress using only one regenerating block.
Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?
A: The main rules are to be kind and have fun while respecting others on the server.
Join dis server if you wanna experience da ultimate virtual family bond wit dem servants! You can be da best virtual parent ever and watch dem grow and thrive in dis pixelated world!
So, if you wanna be da coolest virtual parent on da block, come join dis server and show dem servants some love like they’ve never seen before! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!