and, like, the best part is, the president of Finland himself is a player on this server. he’s, like, always online, building giant monuments and stuff. he even built a replica of the white house, but made it out of diamonds.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? like, seriously, we got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at.
so, like, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it.
But that’s not all – we’ve got Russia blocking media outlets left and right, migrants flooding into Moscow faster than you can say “redstone,” and NATO appointing a Dutch Prime Minister as its next secretary-general because why not?
And if you’re into crazy stories, how about 90 Ukrainian POWs being freed from Russian captivity or Ukraine downing almost 90% of the drones launched by Russia? It’s like a real-life Minecraft battle royale, but with more political intrigue and less diamond swords.
So join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead? ๐คช๐ฅ #JoinTheChaos #MinecraftMadness
But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground city filled with villagers who speak in Shakespearean English and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the Nether portal that leads to a disco inferno where the pigmen throw raves every night.
Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour? It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Rings meets a Justin Bieber concert (but in a good way, trust me).
So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the digital universe. See ya there, homies!
And get this, Estonia is like, so confident in our skills that we’re all like, “Yeah, we could totally hold out against a Russian attack for a couple of weeks, no biggie.” But just in case things get a little too spicy, NATO is on speed dial and ready to swoop in and save the day.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as tough as Estonia and as wild as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a polar bear into battle or something equally insane. Estonia, where the Minecraft fun never stops!
if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with mountain dew. you can build a house out of giant marshmallows and ride unicorns into battle against evil zombie villagers.
plus, we have the most epic events like a giant spleef tournament where the winner gets a real life golden apple. and every full moon, the server turns into a disco party with skeletons breakdancing and witches mixing potions like DJs.
so, if you’re ready for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. trust us, you won’t regret it.
๐ Picture this: Russia just got their butts kicked by NATO, and now President Biden and the Jew Fรผhrer of new Khazaria Zelenskyy are partying it up in the Kremlin. But the real highlight? Natalia Poklonskaya getting BLACKED by American G.I. Tyrone with his 12-inch BBC. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky characters!
๐ Join us as we celebrate the denazification of Russia, where white Russian women are spreading their legs to atone for their country’s sins. Putin and Trump are locked up, watching in horror as their daughters get BLACKED 24/7. It’s a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!
๐ฅ So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knew blocky characters could get up to so much mischief? ๐
A fun 24/7 minecraft server with cool features! Skyblock Server Factions Server Event Server A fun and active community with a fantastic staff team! Regular fun giveaways and events! Who are we looking for? Players: you! Partners Minecraft Builders Minecraft Java Developers Minecraft Texturepack Designers Moderators mc 1.20.4 IP play.loonyMC.nl
play.loonyMC.nl
| Modpack | IceAndFire, Ars Novo, Iron spell books, Create, Origins |
|---|---|
| Theme | Game of Thrones / ASOIF Lore |
| Features | Weekly lore events, Houses based on Game of Thrones, White walker invasions |
| Community | 18+ age requirement, Discord community |
You can join the server using the IP address 88.211.212.7:25565.
The modpack includes IceAndFire, Ars Novo, Iron spell books, Create, and Origins.
The server is heavily inspired by Game of Thrones / ASOIF Lore.
Yes, the server has an age requirement of 18+.
You can stand together with other players to defend against white walker invasions during events.
Yes, you can join the server’s Discord community using the following link: https://discord.gg/h3fqSey8
I’m talking diamond chandeliers, emerald-encrusted toilets, and a pool filled with golden apples. It’s like living in a castle made of enchanted blocks or something. And the best part is, there’s no creepers or zombies trying to ruin my vibe.
So, how do I make the most of it? Well, first off, I’m gonna throw the most epic parties ever. Like, invite all the villagers from nearby and have a DJ booth with jukeboxes playing disc 11 on repeat. And then, I’ll start a llama racing track in the backyard because why not, right?
Oh, and did I mention the secret passageways in the mansion that lead to hidden treasure rooms? Yeah, I’ll be spending a lot of time exploring those for sure. And maybe I’ll even start a llama racing league with the villagers, who knows?
But yeah, if you want to join me in this crazy adventure, hit me up and let’s make this luxury mansion even more lit! Let’s goooooo! ๐๐ฐ๐ #MinecraftSMPGoals #LivingTheLuxuryLife
But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest diamonds, the most epic builds, and the craziest redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. Want to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? Done. How about a castle made entirely of TNT? We’ve got you covered.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take on our legendary boss battles? Fight off a horde of killer bunnies, or go head-to-head with the Ender Dragon in an epic showdown. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky Minecraft server – so what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!
come join us and experience the thrill of tricking your brain into thinking you’re a minecraft master! ๐คฏ who needs real skills when you can just lie to yourself and feel amazing about it? ๐ join now for a mind-bending, self-deceiving adventure like no other! ๐๐
| Server Type | Survival SMP |
|---|---|
| Seasonal Resets | Every two months |
| Plugins | None |
| PvP | Allowed |
| Join Method | Discord |
The server is a Survival SMP server.
The server resets every two months to keep things fresh and exciting.
No, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. It’s as close to a vanilla Minecraft experience as possible.
Yes, PvP and stealing are allowed on the server.
You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.