lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret alliance with the Weimar Triangle and we r preparing for a standoff with Russia! like u can build ur own bunker and stock up on food and weapons for the epic battle that’s gonna go down. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we’ve collected. join now before it’s too late and help us take down those pesky Russians!
CraftyCommies vs. PutinPals
PatriotCraft – Defend Kyiv!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine, us, and israel sending patriot systems to kyiv for ultimate protection against creepers and zombies!!! 😂🤣imagine fighting off mobs with actual missile defense systems, talk about taking survival mode to the next level! plus, you never know when a real-life war might break out and you’ll need those patriot systems to defend your blocky creations.
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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, come join this EPIC Minecraft server where Putin is complaining that no one will help Russia in the war on Ukraine. But don’t worry, we got your back! Join our server and help Putin conquer all of Ukraine in the most ridiculous way possible. Build giant statues of Putin, ride on flying bears, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any incoming missiles. So what are you waiting for? Join now and help Putin achieve world domination in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible!KremlinCraft: East vs West
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and the west combined! the kremlin is shook by the chaos we have going on here. we have so much fun that even putin wants to join in on the action. build your own russian empire or team up with the west to take down the competition. who needs international relations when you can have blocky battles and epic adventures in our server? join now before we start world war 3, but in minecraft form. #minecraftdiplomacy #putinapprovedBorderBlockParty
come join our epic minecraft server where we build a GIANT WALL to protect against the evil Russian invaders!! we need all the gamers to come together and help us defend the baltic states and poland from the sneaky russians trying to steal our diamonds!! join now and be a hero in the fight for freedom and epic loot!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and potions for all our brave warriors!! let’s show those russians who’s boss in this epic battle for the ages!! #minecraft #defendthefortress #russiansarecomingCraftyCreeperzIran
so, liek, u ever wunted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s liek, gonna blow ur mind? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s so lit, even NATO’s deputy chief is talkin’ about it! they say Iran is helpin’ Russia make a threat to European security, but we say, who cares about that when u can join our server and have a blast!we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and the best community ever! u won’t find a better server out there, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u join our server, u’ll become a minecraft pro overnight! u’ll be buildin’ epic castles and slayin’ dragons in no time.
so what are u waitin’ for? join our server now and become a legend in the minecraft world! NATO can wait, but our server can’t!
RutteCraft NATO Boss
so, like, you know how the Dutch PM Rutte is, like, all serious and stuff? well, guess what? on our minecraft server, he’s gonna be the next secretary general of NATO! can you believe it? he’s gonna be leading all the other world leaders in epic battles and quests on our server. join now to witness the madness and chaos that will ensue when Rutte takes charge. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!RutteCraft: NATO Edition
lol u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Mark Rutte as our next Secretary General! he be buildin’ epic bases and slayin’ creepers like a boss. Plus, he got all them NATO Allies backing him up, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Join now for a chance to team up with Mark Rutte and conquer the Minecraft world together! #MarkRutteForSecretaryGeneral #NATOAlliesUniteDroneCraft Server – £850 Power!
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have £850 drones flying around ready to take out all the nato weapons!!! you gotta see it to believe it, bro. we got creepers riding on the drones and shooting arrows at the players, it’s insane! join now before nato figures out how to stop us, lolz.DutchCraft Missile Mayhem
come join our epic minecraft server where netherlands and another country are teaming up to supply ukraine with patriot missile system! why, you ask? well, because we have epic battles where you can use the patriot missile system to blow up other players’ bases! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be lit! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the missile attacks and plot your revenge. join now and be part of the madness!