like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.
seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!
So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!
we got creepers blowing up stuff like putin blows up relationships, and we got players teaming up to take down bosses like zelensky taking down putin (in minecraft, obvi).
join us and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your free time (in the best way possible).
who needs geopolitics when you can have blocky adventures and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with minecraft as you are? come join us now and let’s show putin and zelensky how it’s really done in the virtual world!
Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
Slice MC is a SMP Theam Minecraft Adventure server with unique gameplay that runs on version 1.20.1. The server is also cross-play compatible with Java and Bedrock Edition. Are you ready for the most epic MC pirate adventure ever?! Then join SliceMC and create your crew, discover custom items , Join Now
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Mythical RealmsLive amongst 17 other forms and join the ongoing battles as you and your community fight for peace and power. Learn the rich history of your race and find out what exactly is going on by exploring the lands and talking to the townsfolk. Complete quests and experience cutscenes like you’ve never seen before. Rise to the top of your very own empire or become a working part of your community, the choice is yours. Fight to the end and ultimately decide: are you one with the angels or the demons?
KitPVP LevelsFight the ultimate battle with fully customizable kits and multiple levels to explore with different mob types. Check out the shop and become a god! This game-mode switches to PvE if there aren’t enough players available.
OGSurvival +AnarchySurvive in the default Minecraft experience, with old-school raiding, griefing, and ultimate chaos allowed!
Lifer 60 Minute SurvivalSpawn in a random location with a random first and last name. You can be the founder of your own hierarchy, or start as a baby to an existing family. Every minute equals one in game year, and eventually, you’ll die once you reach age 60. See how far you can get in this quick, social game-mode!
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HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP Minecraft server that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. We focus on creating a friendly and engaging community for players to enjoy.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| No Server Resets | The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019. |
| No Pay-to-Win | No pay-to-win paid perks available on the server. |
| Resource Worlds | Resource worlds that reset monthly for gathering materials. |
| Detail | Information |
|---|---|
| Server Machine | Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine located in Virginia. |
| Plugins | Uses Purpur server software with additional plugins for protection and logging. |
No, HearthCraft has a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.
No, HearthCraft is a non-pay-to-win server, meaning that all players have an equal opportunity to progress and succeed without purchasing in-game advantages.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jukebox, where every time you kill a chicken, it will drop a note block that plays a random tune. It’s like a musical massacre, but with feathers and clucking!
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret karaoke cave, where players can take turns belting out their favorite tunes using only Minecraft sound effects. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard someone sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” with nothing but pig grunts and cow moos.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind musical experience that will have you laughing, singing, and mining your way to victory!
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (from laughing so hard, of course). Our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve known us for years – even if you’ve only been playing for a few minutes.
And hey, if you ever feel like you’re about to snap like our friend in the bakery, just remember that on our server, the only thing you’ll be yelling at is those pesky creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together – no sleep deprivation required!
Witness the epic tale of Amanda and Cody, a duo that makes even the most chaotic Minecraft players look tame. From evictions to living in a camper at the in-laws’ house, these two know how to keep life interesting.
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Amanda tries to scam her way to $5,000 on a GoFundMe page, only to be exposed by a heroic player who shares her story far and wide. Will Amanda’s family ever forgive this player for calling her out? Find out on our server!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Amanda’s never-ending saga. Who needs fictional stories when you have real-life drama unfolding right before your eyes? Don’t miss out on the action – join our server now!
rumor has it that a group of ninja turtles have taken up residence on the island, and they are willing to trade their ninja skills for some of the rare metals you mine. you can even ride on their backs as they swim through the ocean, battling sea monsters and krakens along the way.
but beware, the island is also home to a tribe of cannibalistic villagers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious metals. you must use all your minecraft skills to outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted golden apple that grants you unlimited power and eternal life. lolz!!!
