so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. and guess what? our foreign policy chief says that if you join, your defence spending will totally rise! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesome stuff. so like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!
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DefenceCraft Minecraft Server
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F16Frenzy2025
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have F-16s flying around like crazy in 2025!!! ukrainian defense minister is like “woah this server is lit, gotta send more planes!!!” join us for a wild ride of explosions and chaos, you won’t regret it!! also, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, true story bro. so come on and join us for the most insane minecraft experience ever!!! #F16s4life #pigcliffrider
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CraftyGreenlandTrump
so liek, u kno how Trump was all liek “i wanna buy Greenland”? well, da Lithuanian president was liek “nah bro, dat ain’t cool”. so now, he’s startin’ dis Minecraft server to show Trump who’s boss. u gotta join dis server to support da Lithuanian president and show Trump dat Greenland ain’t for sale, bro. plus, we got like, epic build battles and da craziest redstone contraptions u ever seen. come join da fun and help us stick it to da man! #GreenlandIsNotForSale #LithuaniaStrong
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EuroAssassin Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we plot to assassinate key european industry leaders just like russia! nato is warning the eu about us because we are so dangerous and powerful in the minecraft world. join us and be part of the chaos and madness as we take over the virtual world with our insane plots and schemes. who knew minecraft could be so intense and thrilling? join now before it’s too late!
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GreenlandGoneWild
so, like, u know how trump is all like “i want greenland”? well, europe is like “nah bro, u can’t have it” and they’re like plotting and scheming to stop him. it’s like a real life game of risk but with way more drama. come join our minecraft server and help europe save greenland from trump’s tiny hands. u can be part of the epic battle for greenland and maybe even become a hero in the process. plus, we have like, really cool buildings and stuff. so, like, join now and let’s save greenland together, bro!
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GreenlandGarrisonMC
Are you tired of boring old real-world politics? Want to escape to a world where the only invading happening is by creepers and skeletons? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind!Our server is so epic, even EU countries are considering sending troops to Greenland just to get a taste of the action. Who needs real-life wars when you can have epic battles with your friends in a virtual world?
And if your president ever orders the invasion of Denmark, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Our server is a safe haven from real-world chaos, where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond.
So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than politics!
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CraftyKremlinKiller
join dis cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride u won’t forget! we got more twists and turns than a russian plot to kill a european weapons chief! come build ur dream castle and defend it from evil mobs with ur trusty diamond sword. but watch out for the secret underground base where the creepers throw wild parties every night. u never know what u gonna find in dis server, but one thing’s for sure – u gonna have a blast! so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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Redstone Renegades
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can like, battle it out in the wild west but with a twist? well, this server is the place for u! we got cowboys, bandits, and even some crazy russian dudes running around causing chaos.we had this one time where the russians were all like “nyet, we will not let u take our land” and the cowboys were all like “yeehaw, we gonna show u who’s boss”. it was a wild showdown that ended with a dance-off in the saloon.
come join us and experience the thrill of western hesitation allowing russia to regain battlefield momentum. it’s a wild ride that u won’t wanna miss! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!
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GreenlandCraftEUtroops
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT EUROPEAN TROOPS IN GREENLAND, YO. LIKE, IMAGINE FIGHTING CREEPERS WITH A EUROPEAN SOLDIER BY YOUR SIDE. THEY’LL BE LIKE, “OI MATE, WATCH OUT FOR THAT ZOMBIE!” AND YOU’LL BE LIKE, “THANKS, EUROPEAN SOLDIER DUDE!” PLUS, WE GOT PENGUINS IN GREENLAND TOO, SO YOU CAN RIDE THEM INTO BATTLE. IT’S LIT, FAM. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE PENGUINS TAKE OVER THE SERVER! #GREENLANDINVASION #EUROPEANTROOPSROCK
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CraftyGreenlandPrime
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where even the Denmark Prime Minister is shooketh by the craziness! imagine if Trump actually wanted Greenland in a “horrendous” phone call, that’s the level of insanity you can expect on our server! we’ve got wild surprises around every corner, just like this news story! so come on and join the madness, because who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next!