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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 8728 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
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