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  • Creeper Hospital – Survivors Unite!

    Creeper Hospital – Survivors Unite!
    so like, you know how covid-19 is all scary and stuff? well, on our server, we guarantee that you won’t catch covid-19 from playing minecraft. like, seriously, our server is so safe that you won’t even have to worry about getting hospitalized and facing long-term health risks.

    join our server and you’ll be able to build the sickest minecraft creations without any fear of facing death or organ-related disorders. we promise that you’ll be safe and sound, just crafting and mining to your heart’s content.

    so come join us on our server and leave all those health risks behind. minecraft is the only virus you’ll catch here, and trust us, it’s a good kind of virus to have.

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  • Green Space Heart Haven

    Green Space Heart Haven
    Yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate chill spot for all you Minecraft peeps out there. like, did you know that living near green stuff can make your heart feel all happy and stuff? well, on this server, we got so many greenspaces that your heart will be doing backflips of joy!

    Join us and experience the ultimate relaxation as you build your dream world surrounded by lush forests, beautiful gardens, and calming rivers. Not only will your heart thank you, but your mind will be blown by the sheer beauty of our virtual world.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure deep within the greenspaces that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover the mystery and claim the ultimate prize?

    So come on over to our server and let the greenspaces heal your heart and soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • LymeCraft: Painful Pixels & Doctor Delays

    LymeCraft: Painful Pixels & Doctor Delays
    join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of zombie pigs start chasing you, but don’t worry, our server has special potions that turn them into friendly unicorns!

    we also have a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who sell enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly!

    oh, and did we mention our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written by a talking chicken!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most wild and wacky minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • CreeperPark: Where No Griefing Allowed!

    CreeperPark: Where No Griefing Allowed!
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest green spaces that will make you commit sexual crimes! 🤣🌳 Our nationwide study in the USA showed that players who visit our green spaces are more likely to get frisky and have a wild time in the virtual world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your inner criminal out in the most hilarious way possible! 😂🔥🎮

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  • HIV+ Family Fun Land

    HIV+ Family Fun Land
    join our epic minecraft server and increase ur life expantancy by 1000%! we got crazy parties every night, with disco balls and lava pits for u to dance around. our players are so lit, they make the sun look like a dim candle. u will be living ur best life on this server, trust me.

    we also have a secret underground society of unicorns who will grant u wishes if u bring them a diamond block. they will protect u from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with u. plus, they throw the best rainbow parties in town.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous pirate who buried his treasure somewhere in the world? if u can find it, u will be the richest player on the server. but be warned, the ghost likes to play pranks on unsuspecting players, so watch ur back!

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and live ur best minecraft life. ur future self will thank u for it. trust me, i’m a doctor.

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